Sir
You have made me be a little sick in my mouth!

You utterly dire cad you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I could also add other things to the list
The first pee of the morning after a night of drinking.
Scratching an itch right in the middle of your back where it's almost impossible to reach.
Squeezing a big plook. (That's a pimple for you non-Scots)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Those
Are OK, so long as you don't squeeze the plook in somebodies face!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Tis half the fun doing it across a crowded underground carriage!

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I have to give you that
It is very funny.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Or "zit" depending on
where ones ethnography is from

Note: k2k6 - been a *looooooooooong* time since I've heard plook - gaun yersel'
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Never heard the term Zit
Till I moved down to London.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)