I'm a habitual nail biter but recently have been able to grow them a millimetre or two longer than they usually are.
I've discovered that it makes it so much easier to pick my nose.


What have you discovered today?
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:07, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have discovered
That you pick your nose!


EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:08, Reply)

DAMN DAMN DAMN
You're far too quick for me, Mr Lemminge
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Ha
There's always a first time.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Nowt wrong with nose picking
So long as it's done in private.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say that except for shooting your load, and dropping a good shite, grubbing out a long crusty green bogey from the deepest recesses of your nostrils is about as satisfying a feeling as you can have.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Sir
You have made me be a little sick in my mouth!

You utterly dire cad you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I could also add other things to the list
The first pee of the morning after a night of drinking.
Scratching an itch right in the middle of your back where it's almost impossible to reach.
Squeezing a big plook. (That's a pimple for you non-Scots)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Those
Are OK, so long as you don't squeeze the plook in somebodies face!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Tis half the fun doing it across a crowded underground carriage!

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I have to give you that
It is very funny.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Or "zit" depending on
where ones ethnography is from

Note: k2k6 - been a *looooooooooong* time since I've heard plook - gaun yersel'
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Never heard the term Zit
Till I moved down to London.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)

your post has confirmed
that I dont want any lunch.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Sorry, HLT
But if you don't want it....can I have it? :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

No
it's not Monday.

you don't really want half a sweaty cheese sandwich anyway.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Very true
On both counts.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I think we could market some of these threads as diatary tools
as I am not sure I will want my lunch now either.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I just want to add for posterity
that I totally agree with this.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Why, only this morning I discovered France!
Only to discover that it had already been discovered.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

France?
Was it up your nose?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Or
Was it hiding under your bed, getting ready to frighten you with it's strange ways?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:13, Reply)

No, Dok Minge
That was you.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I never hide under young lady's beds
That would just be rude.

;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

it was hiding under the Brie
so I shot it.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Good shot
Now just make sure it's dead, then gut it and make it into beef burgers.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Shouldn't that be
Horse burgers, right?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Or
cheese-eating surrender monkey burgers?

(possibly surrender monkey cheeseburgers)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I've discovered
that Agnostic Antichrist gets annoyed if you call him at work and announce your name as Ivor Chicken.

He should have got me a KFC!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I like this
can we have his work number please?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Tempting
but I suspect he'd be even more annoyed with me.

He's gone very quiet now :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

The semen can be stringy as well as liquidy
I did wonder what got stuck in my teeth at first.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I like being mean to my friend.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)

You should frequent /talk.
They'll welcome you with open arms.
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

I used to frequent talk.
She is my friend, I'm more nice to her than I am mean. I don't stab her in the back. If I have anything to say I say it to her face.
I'm honest, I just take joy in being honest with her.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I've learnt that you're filth

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Come on now, don't hold back.
Tell us what you really think.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:01, Reply)