I'm off to Landan Tahn
to be interviewed for a job as a pole dancing teacher. I have to perform a dance routine and now that it's drawing closer I'm getting more and more concerned that I'm going to kick the interviewer in the face or fall over and display my ladygarden.

But to recover from that I'm going to be tootling, yes tootling, around on a boat in Huntindgon on Sunday because my parents are nautical like that.

Bet the weather turns wank before then and there'll be a hurricane or something equally ridiculous.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I thought the whole purpose of pole dancing was
to at least set the illusion that the audiance will see you lady bits? (Or is pole dancing different in the UK from what they do in the states?)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:41, Reply)

If you can do that...
And style it out like its part of the routine, then the job is yours!
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:21, Reply)