Dear cunting fucks
it's 8am and I don't think I am sober......
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 31 May 2009, 15:58, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nurse!
Get this woman some coffee, double strong!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Sobriety
is a relative term. As you're in SF, most likely you'll blend in with the crowd.
( cackers, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Fortunately I AM sober
And shall remain that way today. Not a drop shall pass my lips. *EDIT* well, maybe...

Because I was at a wedding yesterday and quaffed enough free wine and champers to sink a battleship. The result being all too visible after I took a tumble walking home and smacked my nose off the pavement.

There's now a rather angry hole in the top of it, plus some fetching scrapes down the side and on the end...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 May 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Ouchy
I have done the faceplant while drunk. Hard to get a taxi with blood pouring down the side of your face, I'm told (for I remember none of it).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Ouchy indeed
I look like I lost a fight with a pit bull terrier. It's gonna take weeks to heal properly.

I only fell over because the missus was on the ground and I bent down to help her up... that's when gravity took over.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 May 2009, 16:55, Reply)

What a pair of classy bastards.

( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 16:59, Reply)

That's us!
You wouldn't have us any other way. However, I shall try not to repeat that trick at Tightly's bash...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 May 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Oh :(
Maybe I'll do it then.
I hope you feel better soon
( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Ta
It is somewhat tender... oh, and I popped my knee in the process as well.

I'm a fucking hobbling disaster area right now...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 May 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Ah, but even with half yer face hanging off...
you're still gorgeous.
Say hello to Madame Mental from me :)
( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 17:09, Reply)

FFS
Gimpy as well? That IS bad. Hope Tourette's made out better than you. Rest up, Daddy-O.
( cackers, Sun 31 May 2009, 17:11, Reply)

She has a twisted ankle
but is fine in the whole facial disfigurement area.

Message passed on clenders :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 May 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Damn
gravity! Ouches. Hope you heal quickly. Sounds like quite a night--it's nice to know you newlyweds are still having fun. Maybe you should wear protective gear in the future, though.
( cackers, Sun 31 May 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Oi Cackers!!!!!!!!!!!!
How are you?
( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Allo, Clenders, dear
I'm grand. And you?
( cackers, Sun 31 May 2009, 17:10, Reply)

I'm fine thank you!
When do I get to have coffee with you?
( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Soonish
Let's say in a few weeks. I'm not entirely certain of dates yet, but I'm coming over definitely by mid-July. Lots of dull practicalities require sorting. Shall look forward to having a nice chat.
( cackers, Sun 31 May 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Okely Dokely
You will move over and you will get settled and then you will IM me and say, 'Clenders! Let's do coffee!' and I will say, 'Yes!'
Good luck with it all :)
( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 17:22, Reply)

it's a plan
Be seeing you, my lovely.
( cackers, Sun 31 May 2009, 17:31, Reply)