Well,
I'm back.
I'm sure I was sorely missed last week.
My week off included getting rats, being in Wales and so much meat I thought I was going to die.
What've you fuckers been up to?

EDIT: Back soon, someone broke into part of work over the weekend, and there's been crime. I need to go solve it.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:07, 18 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Solved it yet?
Stuff get nicked?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

150 litres
Of prime quality truck-diesel.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

An odd steal
But a pain nonetheless.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Solve it my arse
you're going to hide the evidence.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I've got an alibi!
I didn't get home 'til midnight last night.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Home late eh?
Due to some kind of detour maybe? Maybe smelling slightly like an old oil drum? maybe you've been doing some burning eh?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

"Maybe you've been doing some burning, eh?"
Why did I mis-read "burning" as "bumming"? I think I need to get my brain looked at...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Terrible!
I'll burn you, sunshine.
I'll burn you silly.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

*squeals*

...I didn't say stop...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

He was probably doing that too
he has been to Wales after all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Terrible bullying!
*revs Honda*
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

*revs Reliant Robin*
*pokes jousting lance out the window*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Sadly not,
Late due to a combination of the Victoria Line and Tottenham Hale overground being closed.
Was not happy.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Tottenham Hale and the Victoria line being closed
because you bummed them with several huge oil drums?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Nothing closes down the underground
like a good oil drum bumming.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I guess you could say he does it to bring a little excitement
to our bumdrum lives...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Glad you had a good time mr Kaol
:) Good to have you backers.

I've been madly revising and am having a night off. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Rats you say
Are the cute and fluffy, or are the killer rats from hell?

Oil got stolen? Any clues as to the clueless twat?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)