Was anyone terribly surprised
When she said she'd never been kissed?

I was surprised to learn she only had one cat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I refuse to believe that
She must have forty million cats, she's just hiding them in her empty head.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Caught the end of this
On Saturday, and I'm pretty sure that she's some kind of baby-eating retarded-monster.
Of course, I said this out loud. In the company of my girlfriend's family. Whoops...
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Nice
I can just imagine how that went down.

Like a lead balloon I fear.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

It actually went down well,
But I had a Moment Of Fear.
All was fine though.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

That shows
She comes from good stock.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

haha
awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)