Is it just me
Or does Susan Boyle look like a complete mong?

What're your thoughts on this?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:52, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She suffers with slight brain damage.
Hence the mongness.
( girlinthehole, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Ah
That would do it.

I was forced to watch that crap show on Saturday. It was really crap.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Starved of oxygen at birth or summat
Meaning general spakka-appearance.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

True
I hate, however, that she's now going to be on the same treadmill as people who are forced to be "celebs". It's like a modern day freakshow, and not funny.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

you are right
she is a mong as well as you ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Oh no you didn't!

( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Damn Vipros
And you've never met me, yet you know all of my mongy ways. Are you sure you're not in the same boat. ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I'm not in the same boat
the only thing that I've been in that you have is this fucking bath*


and Kaol's mother


edit: *extra special points for getting the reference
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

How could you forget
Kaols mother
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

How could anyone?

( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I've been trying
THE DRUGS DO NOTHING!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

drugs do boy does

/alesha dixons
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Withnail and I

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Withnail & I
I hate that film.

Never been in Kaols mum though. What's she like?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Like Belgium
It's dull and flat but without it you'd be squashed between the frogs and the krauts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

HOT

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Is that because he
sets her on fire with all that stolen diesel?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I didn't steal the diesel!
I'm innocent.
For once.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I believe you Kaol
Diesel doesn't burn very well, it needs pressure.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

well then
stand next to it and keep yelling, "BURN! BURN YOU FUCKER OR THE PLANET WILL DIE! BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNN!". That's quite a lot of pressure to put on a barrel of diesel.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Al
You made me officelol!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

you could put it in an oil drum
with some fertiliser, that might make it burn
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Was anyone terribly surprised
When she said she'd never been kissed?

I was surprised to learn she only had one cat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I refuse to believe that
She must have forty million cats, she's just hiding them in her empty head.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Caught the end of this
On Saturday, and I'm pretty sure that she's some kind of baby-eating retarded-monster.
Of course, I said this out loud. In the company of my girlfriend's family. Whoops...
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Nice
I can just imagine how that went down.

Like a lead balloon I fear.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

It actually went down well,
But I had a Moment Of Fear.
All was fine though.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

That shows
She comes from good stock.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

haha
awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Leave her alone
SuBo 4 evah, shis da bezt singa in cuntry.
(knackerz is skinning up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:23, Reply)