Or have the money changed into
Pound Coins.
Get 'em melted down and made into some kind of huge golden penis.
And be buried inside it.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:32, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

In your case
surely that would be redundant, what with you yourself being an enormous tool?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Not really,
I just like to make sure these things are clear.
Plus when it gets discovered in 9057 years from now, they'll worship it, and thus me.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Make it a condition of leaving the money to a cancer charity
that all the pretty girls who work for it have to pleasure themselves on your massive metal cock coffin.


I'm concerned that comment may have gone too far.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Yeah, too far.
Mostly because the money would BE the cock.
So... No money.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)