Cancer winner
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5417557/Cancer-sufferer-wins-another-5000-after-bet-to-stay-alive.html
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:49, 11 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

But...
He's still got cancer, so he's not really a winner, is he?
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Also,
I love how he's not thought about using the money to buy some poor Mexican kid to harvest for shiney new cancer-free organs.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:25, Reply)

But he's making money off his illness
in a non-totally Jade Goody way :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:26, Reply)

He could be using it for A CURE though.
Or be buried in a coffin made of money.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:27, Reply)

I would do this
and then send myself to a cancer charity and then when they tried to spend the money my rotting corpse would have spilt corpse juice over most of it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Or have the money changed into
Pound Coins.
Get 'em melted down and made into some kind of huge golden penis.
And be buried inside it.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

In your case
surely that would be redundant, what with you yourself being an enormous tool?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Not really,
I just like to make sure these things are clear.
Plus when it gets discovered in 9057 years from now, they'll worship it, and thus me.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Make it a condition of leaving the money to a cancer charity
that all the pretty girls who work for it have to pleasure themselves on your massive metal cock coffin.


I'm concerned that comment may have gone too far.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Yeah, too far.
Mostly because the money would BE the cock.
So... No money.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Good Milton Keynes based news there
More of this sort of thing.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:47, Reply)