There is something VERY SPECIAL happening at the Porter House in Covent Garden on Saturday, 13th June.
Why not check it out on /calendar?

If, however, you don't care about any of that stuff then please allow me, Slip Digby, to ask you, the internet, a question:

If you were Walter Mitty, what might your fantasies entail?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:57, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But Slip Digby sah
you're not even down to go to the bash. Is very confused. Drinks more.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

bashes are shit

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

You're shit
not really
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I may go to this bash,
you have to promise not to try and beat me up.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Try?
What is this try you speak of?

If I was Walter Mitty, I'd be thinking along the lines of a certain head of the FBI and Bin bags, oranges, fishnets, high heels and fishnets.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I was internet hardmaning,
Are you impressed?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Not in the slightest
as I've met you and you cannot pull off internet hardman without giggling. I do however owe you a pint though, so would be good to see you there.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

I don't giggle, that's for girls
I chuckle, in a manly and jovial fashion.
edit: I forgot you owed me a pint, see you can be nice if you try to be.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

You should go
I want to meet more internet ladiez. Offline.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

But ym isn't going.
MFOTFABL
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I would pretend to me a qualified medical professional
or a former member of the armed forces. I would also pretend I was going to walk to the south pole until a dreadful knee injury stopped me. Then I would delete my posts like a massive Kaoltard!
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Pffft!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Whatchoo talkin 'bout, Willis?

(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Oooh ooh do that
No one's ever done that before...oh wait.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

'Allo my dear, I am a fast jet pilot, don'tcherknow.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Heeeeey, check you out
can I come for a ride some time?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Possibly.
I'd have to fit you in between my frequent work that I do for CHARITY and my part-time career as being a general HERO of the PEOPLE.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Oh baby
you're making me moist with all your charitable goods
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?
I AM QUITE THE CATCH, REALLY.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Rubbish
your stupid wedding will ruin everyone elses great plans.

loser
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Watch it, I might start deleting my posts.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:57, Reply)

I like internet soap opera
My favourite of all the operas.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

NOoooo, only rubbish people do that
sure, I'll marry you. Your fiance might get a bit huffy though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)

oh sod her, she's not a b3tan, she doesn't count
also, she's making Slip go to Dorset instead of eating a BACON EXPLOSION. So she's especially kaoltarded.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:02, Reply)

In fact, she is a b3tan.
You may have a point on the kaoltardation, though.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

And I have said sorry about missing the BACON EXPLOSION.
:(
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Which b3tan is she?
Have I been rude to her without knowing?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Don't tell him pike

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I honestly couldn't tell you.
Maybe she will appear and tell you herself.

Or she might just hit me for accusing her of being a kaoltard, which is more likely.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

It's me
I'm Spartacus Slip's missus
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Whose missus?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

*distracts you*
*whistles innocently*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Well done, that Labia.
:)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Dammit, you're making me quiver every time you mention the baconated goodness

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

BACON
EXPLOSION
BACON
EXPLOSION
BACON
EXPLOSION
BACON
EXPLOSION
BACON
EXPLOSION
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Oh baby
stop, I can't take it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

B-b-b-b-b-BACON!
Pigs in Blankets!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

My cock just did that pre cum thing

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

So did mine
It was BBQ sauce.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Stop it you naughty boy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Yes she is
one with a fabulous name too
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

You haven't got the balls.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)

You *have* to have balls...
About... About, well, this big to fly a plane at mach 2 over Scotland, man.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Have you actually done that
or were you going to do it after you walked to the south pole?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

On your metal knees

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

What I did, right...
was I parked my TORNADO GR-4 (which is a plane we air force types have, kind of like a company car) in my secret BASE at the SOUTH POLE. I walked there in only my pants for CHARITY and then I flew my TORNADO GR-4 back to A WAR where I done killed all the BADDIES DEAD.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I have a serious case of the lolz at this
of course I believe it's all true as I know you only speak the truth SLip D
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Of course I do.
Just for reference, I touched a girl once. I am very experienced. Sexually.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Online and offline.
I touched a boy once. Down there. He never gazzed me back though. /sads
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Sorry
I meant to, but I forgot.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Utter utter cad

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)