Rubbish
your stupid wedding will ruin everyone elses great plans.

loser
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:55, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Watch it, I might start deleting my posts.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:57, Reply)

I like internet soap opera
My favourite of all the operas.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:59, Reply)

NOoooo, only rubbish people do that
sure, I'll marry you. Your fiance might get a bit huffy though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)

oh sod her, she's not a b3tan, she doesn't count
also, she's making Slip go to Dorset instead of eating a BACON EXPLOSION. So she's especially kaoltarded.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:02, Reply)

In fact, she is a b3tan.
You may have a point on the kaoltardation, though.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

And I have said sorry about missing the BACON EXPLOSION.
:(
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Which b3tan is she?
Have I been rude to her without knowing?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Don't tell him pike

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I honestly couldn't tell you.
Maybe she will appear and tell you herself.

Or she might just hit me for accusing her of being a kaoltard, which is more likely.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

It's me
I'm Spartacus Slip's missus
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Whose missus?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

*distracts you*
*whistles innocently*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Well done, that Labia.
:)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Dammit, you're making me quiver every time you mention the baconated goodness

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

BACON
EXPLOSION
BACON
EXPLOSION
BACON
EXPLOSION
BACON
EXPLOSION
BACON
EXPLOSION
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Oh baby
stop, I can't take it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

B-b-b-b-b-BACON!
Pigs in Blankets!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

My cock just did that pre cum thing

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

So did mine
It was BBQ sauce.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Stop it you naughty boy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Yes she is
one with a fabulous name too
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

You haven't got the balls.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)

You *have* to have balls...
About... About, well, this big to fly a plane at mach 2 over Scotland, man.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Have you actually done that
or were you going to do it after you walked to the south pole?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:06, Reply)

On your metal knees

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

What I did, right...
was I parked my TORNADO GR-4 (which is a plane we air force types have, kind of like a company car) in my secret BASE at the SOUTH POLE. I walked there in only my pants for CHARITY and then I flew my TORNADO GR-4 back to A WAR where I done killed all the BADDIES DEAD.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I have a serious case of the lolz at this
of course I believe it's all true as I know you only speak the truth SLip D
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Of course I do.
Just for reference, I touched a girl once. I am very experienced. Sexually.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Online and offline.
I touched a boy once. Down there. He never gazzed me back though. /sads
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Sorry
I meant to, but I forgot.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Utter utter cad

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)