Morning glory is caused by
your bladder inflating and pressing on your prostate.

Your bladder is a bag of piss
your prostate is up your arse

so if you get morning glory it means you get turned on by being fucked up the arse with a bag of piss while you're unconsious.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

The things you learn from the internet
that makes me glad I don't have a penis.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

But you do really
Don't try and deny it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

It's in the back of the freezer
Along with some fingers and a buttock.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Actually
I had it for supper last night.

Braised with a bit of rosemary.

Still had some sauce inside. That meant an extra tasty treat!

EDIT: LIC - it was you who directed me to Nature's Harvest, wasn't it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)