Speaking of dreams, (which would make a damn fine QOTW)
I once dreamt I was in an old warehouse, and I desperately needed a piss, so I crawled through a hole in a partition wall and relieved myself. But it woke me up and I found I'd wet the bed.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:05, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

That's kind of normal
when you really need a piss. Although most people wake up first.

I dream I'm drinking lots of water when I'm really thirsty.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

I think
that's the reason why blokes wake up with morning glory, or as my missus calls it "a kickstand". It keeps your bladder sealed.

Though dreaming that you're urinating seems to make you wet the bed.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Morning glory is caused by
your bladder inflating and pressing on your prostate.

Your bladder is a bag of piss
your prostate is up your arse

so if you get morning glory it means you get turned on by being fucked up the arse with a bag of piss while you're unconsious.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

The things you learn from the internet
that makes me glad I don't have a penis.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

But you do really
Don't try and deny it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:31, Reply)

It's in the back of the freezer
Along with some fingers and a buttock.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Actually
I had it for supper last night.

Braised with a bit of rosemary.

Still had some sauce inside. That meant an extra tasty treat!

EDIT: LIC - it was you who directed me to Nature's Harvest, wasn't it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Several times I've dreamt I'm pissing
But the sense of pressure doesn't go away. That's when I realise I must be dreaming and wake up.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

when I was a kid
I dreamt I was being chased by a rat, and I got my foot stuck down a rat-hole, and pissed myself.
My cousin was sleeping over too. I woke up to hear her say "Ugh I'm sweating!!" and I had to say to her "You're not sweating. It's wee...
Muuuuuuuuuum!!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I can't believe I posted that.
But it was cathartic. Or catheter. Haha. I've made myself laugh!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)