dear god
he was so dull

and insecure
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ha ha

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

He was just misunderstood
he was a lovely, lovely chap, with an excellent opinion on first names and facial hair.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

it frequently amused me
how he would get worked up about beards and tattoos.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

It's strange
I represent everything he apparently hates, yet he actually gazzed me to try and "make everything okay" at one point.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I think he did that a lot
fucking tool. I had a few gazzes from him asking what he had done to upset me and how to make it right.

I had merely decided to wind him up one day

here's the message in fact:
Erm....
....have I done something to you? You seem to be awfully rude to me.

further edit: the rest of the conversation is fairly amusing too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

..the rest of the conversation is fairly amusing too
Unlike your dull as shit post
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Hahaha!
Fight!
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I apologise
I'll stop posting to pave the way for your shining paragons of wit and eloquence.

twat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

It you wouldn't mind.
I estimate you stopping posting will make the internet 8.3% more exciting
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

If you were to close your legs
I estimate there would be 17.3% more sunlight reflected back from the planet rather than being absorbed by your vadge.

This would single handedly reverse global warming.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA oh Al you slay me with your witty comments.
Give me a call if you ever actually manage to come up with anything vaguely original
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Hmmm...
We should've tattooed a beard onto him.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I did agree
with him that all people called Alex are cunts of the highest order.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Not true
I have a good geeky friend called Alex. Maybe it's only the ones who post on b3ta who are cunts?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Well everyone
who posts on b3ta is a cunt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

is a has a massive

+ as long as the are named after both an animal and the way words are correctly used.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

*yawns*
New balls please.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)