I would like to apologise profusely
for my incessant baiting of The Grammar Badger and frequent allusions as to the size of her genitalia.

I would like to make it clear that I have nothing but the utmost respect for TGB, who is a wonderful person, and I would be devastated if I thought for one minute that she was taking anything I said seriously.

She's also got dead nice boobies.

EDIT: No, fuck it, if she doesn't have the good grace to accept an apology she can go and jam it up her snatch, and still have room for a few shopping trolleys.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34, 30 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I apologise for nothing
because she fucking loves it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Where did this come from?
If I try really really really hard I can almost make it sound like you mean it.

And hell yeah my norks are awesome.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

POIDH

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Pffft,
Come to a bash.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Needs more
Grovelling.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

We all have nice boobies ......FACT!
Even the moobs on here are lovely.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Do you
have to have nice boobies to be here?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)

No, but it helps.
.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

al fits in well then
being that he's an utter tit...

I love you al
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

My tits
are awesome.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

You don't have tits
you're too skinny
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

skinny muscly.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

is there some kind of causal link?
Are nice boobies drawn to off-topic, or does off-topic enhance the quality of your boobies?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

I'm not sure.
I'd like to conduct a scientific study.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

me tooo
*strokes chin*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Where ya been, roota?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

I wheelie bin
to Hull and back
How goes?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Yeah good.
Just two hours to go until work finishes, then all the fun of social workers!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)

oh rub salt in
get me to buy you a floating duck-house as well!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

That's the spirit Al

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

you can fuck off as well

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

You first kaoltard

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

you said
I shouldn't take anything you say seriously.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)

This is fucking hilarious
I've seen much longer groveling and apologising for a quarter as much abuse, or even just for a slip of a comma, but cos she doesn't just back down and go, "Oh, that's ok then", the toys are out of the pram, eh?

I love this place - I've been able to give up Eastenders since I found it.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)

The fact that you watched it before out of choice makes you a mong by default.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

It's too late to say I mentioned it for effect, isn't it...
Oh well, I'd best go find a dirty window to lick clean
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

POIDH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)

You really want pictures of my semi naked mongoloid form,
writhing against a window, leaving a clean but frothy foam spit trail randomly across it, the look of shock, horror and desperation all over my face as I struggle to believe what my body's doing without my permission?

Yeah, ok, why not :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Absolutely

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I second that

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)