My best friend's girlfriend was introduced to me as
"This is ___. She's a 32E"


30/32/F/G.

Cause I'm a chubber innit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

More of this sort of thing!

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

She's the one in my answer for this week's QOTW
that got her baps out, and then wondered why there were loads of pics of her naked on everyone's phone.

The Pet has nekkid pics of her on his phone, so his friend, when finding them whilst looking through his photos, liked them so much he sent them to himself.

I, thankfully, don't have naked pictures on my phone, because I think that would break it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

How are you a chubber if you have the same back size as me?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, Reply)

She might be 3ft tall

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Close
about 5 foot 3
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Yeah but you get away with it
cos I like the Lysistrata. Especially the one with the rudey drawings.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

"I shall not take up the position of the lioness on a cheesegrater"
has to be one of my favourite lines in theatre ever.

I prefer garlic to ginger. I'm sure I'm missing the story behind that username.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Street name in Hull
My favourite street name ever
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

There's going to be a Peach Pie Street somewhere
not that I read Discworld.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Without getting too personal,
and because I'm at work so can't risk a Googly, what does the Cheesegrater position involve?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

If I remember correctly
It's basically doggie style.

Cheesegraters usually had ornamental handles, often in the shape of crouching animals. A lioness might have her rump sticking in the air, to make a handle shape, so that's where it comes from. Girl, on all fours, crouched like a lion taking it from behind.

I'll see if I can find where I read that...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Corr...

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Remember!
You have to swear NOT to take up this position! It is against PEACE!

I'm trying to find the actual word that is the lioness-on-a-cheesegrater. It's something to do with τυρος, cause that's cheese. Hmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

I'm not
on a sex strike
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

They did that in Kenya, you know
I'd hate to be on a sex strike. I'm the sort of girl who'd pretend to be pregnant by stuffing a sacred helmet under her robe to try and get out and fuck her husband.

/will make no sense unless you've read the play
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Was that the
Spartan lady?

It's been a while since I read it.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I'm the Spartan lady mothafucka!
No, it was the fourth lady to run out. One wanted to strip her crops, spread her wool, and another did something else, but can't reembmer.

I'm the horny Spartan that swears a lot but likes Lysistrata.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Sorry, I'm thinking
of the Spartan man, who gets all desperate and agrees to end the war
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

No problem
You get awesome points for knowing where the username comes from.

Are/were you username1? Does ANYONE know who that person is?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Wasn't me

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Safe, just checking
though he was reading a different play. Can't remebmer which.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)

because
I have one HELL of a ginormous stomach/arms.

When I got my statistics last, I think I was 38-31-38. It's probably gone up by then. I've just got a really narrow back. So usually dresses that fit across the chest are ridiculously baggy at the back.

Makes it difficult to wear strapless ones.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Ahh I see
I found out after three months of college that my flatmates had all taken bets as to whether mine were fake as I was even skinnier back then. I got £50 out of it, so didn't really mind.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Your boobies
sound like an adequate replacement for the previous objects of my interest, and would dissolve my woes.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Ahh, but you'd have to prove yourself first
There are many trials set for those who wish to chance upon my boobs.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

You mean I need
a criminal record?

Hang it all Becks, I'm innocent.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Not at all, I set the trials, or challenges if you will
If you're successful, you get to meet the ladies.

If you're not, then I kill you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

What's the
first trial?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Licking your own elbow.

( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

You have to be accepted on /talk
within three days
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Not worth it
Is it?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Your choice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

You've just insulted Becky's boobs
By saying they're 'not worth it'?

Careful boy, her patience has limits.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

It was a question
If you have the answer, feel free to..er...you know, answer
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I gave you the answer
it's your choice to see if it's worth it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

How does one
go about getting accepted on /talk?

The prospect frightens me, and that makes me wonder if I'm man enough for your boobies.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Just agree with anything JMG, Baldmonky or the Amorous Badger say.
That should do it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

yeah, usually people who are 30/32 are skinny
Not so with me. I think I need to get remeasured.

Or lose some fuckin' weight!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)