I have a son that I've never met
I'm not allowed a guinea pig, and you can't get pet Capybaras.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I disagree on the last point
If people can smuggle enough penguins out of zoo's to populate a small island, why not an overgrown guinea pig?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Oooh, good point!
I could put a saddle on it and pretend its a short, ugly pony then ride it out.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Get several
Then set up rides on the beech. Much better than donkeys.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

...
Just like your missus!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Get a sugar glider
that'll solve all your problems.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:35, Reply)

*agrees*
I WANT one of those!

Chin up, Spike, you have wonderful nipples. Remember that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

If they're so wonderful...
Why did he try and bite mine off?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I blame the drugs
That is the only excuse I have :0) I may have over done things slightly as I'm not allowed out to play this weekend.

Yes, I have wonderful, wonderful nipples!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Ha Ha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Anyone would want to bite your nipples off
You're an abhorrence and an abomination.

I.E. YOU ARE UGLY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

That's not nice
he has a lovely chin, tasty nipples and my mrs thinks he's cute
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

his chin? what's so special about his chin?
I was distracted by the fact he was a cunt.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Shut it!
You slag!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Those things eyes scare me
That said, their tails rock.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Bush babies?
Aye-ayes(or whatever)?

Sweet dreams, son of Atreus ^_^
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

No silly
Capybaras!

Do try and keep up *rolls eyes, tuts loudly*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Sugar Gliders or whatever they're now being called
Actually, most marsupial eyes scare me. So sticky-outy and round. AND STARING. FOREVER. INTO THE DEPTHS OF YOUR SOUL.

And why are you wishing me sweet dreams? It's quarter to 3 in the afternoon... What are you planning, woman?!
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Oh those
I likes them. I like possums as well.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

FAIL
KEEP UP TO DATE METALNIPS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

HAHAHA!!!
I like that :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Possums
look like vicious little buggers.

Perfect for me then. Now to get a small eyed possum.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I was trying to give you nightmares
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do!
/fails at "Mr Sandman"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Ah
You probably should have tried that in about 9 hours time. Then you might have gotten a better result.

*Plays the intro to Enter Sandman on guitar*
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Fails
at everything
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Sorry, didn't hear that
You cunt.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Your harsh words
bounce off my mighty nipples therefore you fail.......again.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)