Arse
I'm doing some work at a client's, and a process that normally takes an hour or two is looking to take at least double that. It's just past four, and I estimate I won't be done until 8ish. Nothing I can do about it.

The client's in a meeting until 5, so I can't let them know until then. I either come back tomorrow, or see if they stay open until 8.

When was the last time you were let down by technology?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

30 seconds ago.
Warwick uni website won't buggering well let me apply for accommodation.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

haha
stuck in the office till 8! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Overtime pay, bee-yatch

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Google maps telling me to go 20 minutes in the wrong direction for an interview this afternoon

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Google maps LIES
All the time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

So do I



or do I?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Yes
You do
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Or maybe I don't

(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

When the batteries ran out
on your mums vibrator
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

I should probably add
that she wasn't there, I just borrowed it and shoved it up my arse.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I hope you washed it after.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Why would I want to do that
I might get poo on my fingers.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

That'll explain
How my mum caught Goat AIDS
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)

yesterday
when I marked the 2nd year IT exam. Monkeys bashing the keyboard with their own shit could've scored higher. Finite monkeys, not infinite ones.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

That's the second time in two days
that such an "old skool" b3ta comment has been made.

Crazy eh!?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

really?
I don't read b3ta anymore. It's clichéd and derivative and monkeys bashing a keyboard with their own shit could do better. Finite monkeys, not infinite ones.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

It is pretty shit really
Although recently I've noticed it's got a bit better since that whiny irish bird stopped posting loads of storys about her fanny and stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

she was the only bright spot in the dull gibletty mess
but she was perfection, and everyone knows that only Jesus can be perfection.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:42, Reply)

This afternoon.
Got back from a meeting to find there was a power cut in the office.

Twiddled thumbs for half an hour, then decided to take some work home instead.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)