Everyone is too serious for a Friday

As such I demand that you all insert the word Wank into film titles, songs, albums, company names etc so as to amuse me.

I realise that this amy have been covered before, but my head is full of snot rather than inspiration.

Film: St.Elmos Wank
Song: Wank me baby one more time
Company: The Royal Wank
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:12, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thanks i-Pod shuffle function for the following

Wank Maiden

The Evil that Men Wank
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

International Business Wanks
EasyWank
National Wankminster Bank

Films:
The Unwankable Lightness of Being
Star Wars IV: A New Wank
Wedding Wankers

Bands:
Nick Cave and the Bad Wanks
Zodiac Mindwank
Fleetwood Wank
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Nick Cave and the bad wanks - top stuff

in related news Grinderwank
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

OK
Film: The Wank, The Bad, and The Ugly.
Song: Pretty Wank for a White Guy
Company: The Royal Wank of Scotland
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Erm...
Films: A Mel Gibson Trilogy:

Lethal Wank
Mad Wank
Bravewank

Songs:

Wank in the wind
Wank like an Egyptian
The Wanker

Companies:

Wank Bank
Microwank
Virgin Wank

I like this game! I may add more when I think of them...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Thought you might

Can be a great drinking game as well!

Wank for London

British braodcasting wank
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Quo...

Wankin' all over the world.
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GREAT WANKS OF FIRE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

George Michael...

Careless Wanker
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Just a Closer Wank with Thee
By Patsy Wank
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Who could forget...

Wank flew over the cuckoo's nest?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

The Police...

Don't wank
Don't wank
Don't wank so close to me.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I like this just doesn't cover it.
I love this.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)

The Beatles...

Wank and shout
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Justin Timberlake...

Wank me a river.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Hahaha
Spat my coffee all over my keyboard you bastard
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

80's Movies

Romancing The Wank
Raiders of the lost Wank
Desperately seeking Wank
Wankbusters
The Breakfast Wank
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Wank - Feat. Jason Stratham
The great wank in the sky - Pink Wank

Wankipedia
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)

White guys can't wank
IN BED
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)

This is cheering me up no end.
Films:
The Wank Watch
Wankman
The Wankinator
Wank Attacks
Romy and Michele's Highschool Wank

Songs:
I Don't Wank
Wank of Unknown Origin
Wankmaster

That'll do for now. I don't think I've ever typed the word wank so much in such a short space of time.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Comedy Movies...
The Naked Wank
Wank Alone
Pee Wee's Big Wank
Dude! - Where's my Wank?

Bond Films

The Man with the Golden Wank
Moonwanker
Live and let Wank
Diamonds are Wank
Wank Russia with Love


Edit: It's a sad day when I officelol at my own posts..but guilty as charged...All I thought of was:

Tom Cruise in 'Top Wank'...with the soundtrack songs:

Wank my breath away - Berlin
Dangerwank - Kenny Loggins
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:06, Reply)

You forgot
Licence to wank
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

And...

Wank of Solace.
The Living Wank
A Wank to a kill
Wankopussy
The Spy who wanked me
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Hahaha
Or

A view to a wank
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Superheroes...

Superwank
The Incredible Wank
The Fantastic Wank
and of course...Wank Man (EDIT - Opps, sorry, I see that has bindun)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Robin Hood...

Prince of Wank.

With the Bryan Adams theme song:

Everything I wank, I wank it for you
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Oasis...

Wonderwank
Don't wank back in anger
What's The Story? (Wanking Glory)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I've got to go now...

Thanks for the idea - that has brightened up my Friday.

I'll leave you with this last couple of songs:

Wanks in White Satin (Moody Blues)
Every little thing she wanks is magic (Police again)
Man!, I feel like a wank (Shania Twain)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

been a bit absent from here

But gold star for Pooflake for holding the thread almost by himself!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)