Kool aid's just water with bug shit in it
I have beer
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I has wine
And an overwhelming sense of the weekend, tinged slightly by the fact that things may have gone slightly tits up for us and Tightly's bash.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)

Noooooo
But I haven't seen you in ages and I've still not met your good lady wife
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:34, Reply)

'Tis a bit shit.
We booked 3 months ago, told her folks so they could have Sweary Jr for the weekend - they just informed us yesterday that they've booked a week away in the last few days, starting on the 13th and swear blind they didn't know about us coming to London.

So we're trying to find some way of him being able to stay with a mate, otherwise it's just one of us coming down. It's that or lose £170 as we can't get a refund.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

He must have a mate who he can stay with
Or is he not old/trusted enough to stay home by himself?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

He's only 13
so not an option.

Looking into staying with a mate though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

This is all different kinds of bad. :(

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Isn't it?
Been looking forward to this for ages. Even looked into SJ coming with us, train is cheap enough, but 13 year oldboy + busy pub not a good combination :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Oh he'd have fun ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I'm sure he would.
He'd get on a storm with a lot of you, but pub reviews suggest that it's not child friendly :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

He wouldn't be let into the porterhouse
You could just buy him a travel card and tell him to have a look like London on his own.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Now you're being silly

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Send him off to a play in the west end?
Should kill a few hours for him. Plus, it might bore him enough to send him to sleep, thus killing even more hours...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

bug shit? piss off
besides, I'm at work otherwise I'd be sloshing about as we speak
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Ok, it's hundreds and thousands then
I miss Cherry dr Pepper
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

miss? they've only just come out with it here

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I bought it there 3 years ago
and now my import shop has stopped stocking it :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I'm sure you can order it online, if it's worth the price to you.
I'm thinking hard about buying irn bru online...mmmm...harrrd...
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

I dont think it's worth that much
I think my brother's coming back here in a few months, so I'll ask him to fill his suitcase with it again. He just sent me a new consignment of original ruffles and jolly ranchers, so I'm good for the moment.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

jolly ranchers! Oh I love them!
Have you had the lifesaver's suckers?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

No, what are they like?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

wonderful! they've got loads of flavors like raspberry and banana
I may have to get myself one after work
edit: I tried to find a link but they don't have one for the lollipops.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:57, Reply)

So long as I don't have to eat grape flavour
that spoils all the good sweets when you find a grape one.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

oh, I like grape ashully
here's a linky pooh
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Oh my god
You can get an 18lb bag of them for not much money. I want to try the cherry/banana ones. They look muchos tasty
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Cherry/banana?
Hell no. The blueberry/vanilla ones look good though...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

haha they've got small bags super cheap

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Not when you factor in the shipping costs
and the fact that they'll be gone very very soon. When I have a job I'm so ordering
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

I BLOODY LOVE JOLLY RANCHERS.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I bluudy love them too

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Ooh cybercandy have them in stock at the moment
I might take a wander to Covent garden tomorrow to get some
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

I'm going to covent garden tomorrow.
I put it to you, madam, that you are stalking me. IN REAL LIFE.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Well perhaps I am
beer?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Poss.
Depends what time you're gonna be there. I'll be in Moss Bros getting wedding suits.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Probably sometime early afternoonish
What time you gonna be there? And OoooOOOOOOooOooOooooh at suits
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

3pm I think
But no idea how long it'll take... an hour or so? Gimme a text if you're around and we'll do drinks, yah?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Meeting
OFFLINE
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

makes inside leg jokes
Cool, will text you. OFFLINE
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

HELP! HE'S CUPPING ME!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

You love it you schlag

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)