Christ, I go to college for the day and you lot have fun and LOLbanterwithout me
You utter cunts.

More of this sort of thing please.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, 121 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can find a way to blame you if you want

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, Reply)

Go ahead and try
I dare you I double dare you biatch
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, Reply)

You are the founding member of the BNP
which caused the lolitics argument which then carried on.

Not that big a deal as far as I'm concerned, these things happen lets all just try to move on.

it's still your fault though
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, Reply)

SHHHHHH, I was trying to keep that quiet
My disguise of being a fat garrulous man clearly didn't fool you, but it's been fooling others for ages.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, Reply)

you're so damn racist
you should cut down on your racism.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, Reply)

You need to cut down on your hormones
they're clearly not working
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)

yes this menstration is sooo tough, I think I'll bang on about it for ages
and make everyone around me life hell for a while.

In racism news: I overheard someone coming out of Waitrose saying "what is this country coming to... fucking jews and muslims" I laughed at him and he looked like he wanted to punch me.
He didn't, the end.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:51, Reply)

Should've punched him first
it's always easier when you get the first punch in.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:53, Reply)

punching people's wrong becky,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:55, Reply)

HAHAHA
She sure told you, Bex! :-D
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:16, Reply)

Love you really, Psycho
;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:22, Reply)

people don't have to keep apologising to me you know
I'm not suicidal or anything.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:24, Reply)

I just don't want to be the one who tips you over the edge
OT would never forgive me, it's enough of a sausage fest as it is :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:28, Reply)

You'll be pleased to know I wasn't part of it.

( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:38, Reply)

I'm shocked and appalled that you weren't a protagonist
Looks like it was the rest of the usual suspects though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:38, Reply)

I was visiting an OFFLINE mental asylum instead.
Now I'm back at work :(
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, Reply)

Still
I'm even more shocked and appalled now. Get the hell out of there and get to the pub lady
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, Reply)

Stuck here for a bit longer...
but have plans to meet pub-type friends at 8pm or so.
YAY!
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Ahh that's ok then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)

Hello you two:D
How be thee both?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:51, Reply)

Blimey, it's you.
Fine ta - how are you?
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:55, Reply)

Annoyed with buses that get cancelled, but otherwise fine
how are you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, Reply)

It looks like he's fucked off again...so I'm going to as well.
HUGE FAT SNOGS
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:01, Reply)

No, I am here!
I had Tulip gaz so I was responding:)

I'm good thanks. Terrified about Monday, but at least I'm on after Piston_Broke:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:04, Reply)

"Friends"?
Is that not over-egging the puding somewhat?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Hello fantastic person !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:41, Reply)

Hello you gorgeous thing!
I still feel very annoyed and sad about cancelling :(
( thealternativefact, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:44, Reply)

Don't worry, I was shattered anyway, ended up asleep by 10.
=)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:29, Reply)

they all want PsychoChomp
they all want to touch him
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, Reply)

her
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:40, Reply)

right
that's what I said

what are you trying to say?

huh?

golly
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:41, Reply)

Nothing
just that Chompy's a girl
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, Reply)

I don't get why you all think he's a she.
unless it's saying it in a uber-camp "Girlfriend" way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, Reply)

I think they're being funny because of his sig
but I don't know

I just don't know
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, Reply)

I've met him and he's a girl

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, Reply)

a big girly girl with big girly girl batting eyelashes

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:50, Reply)

becky likes to say I'm a girl
that's why everyone replies to me now.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:01, Reply)

I don't think I've ever had this much online attention,
If I was wormulus I would be cumming right now.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, Reply)

But just what are you doing in yours?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, Reply)

I assume you mean pants
I'm waiting for dinner to finish, in my pants.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:49, Reply)

I just jizzed in my pants
I need to go change them
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:53, Reply)

what's the point?
you know it'll happen again
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:54, Reply)

Very true
I should just go pantless.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, Reply)

Argh I'm harder than a day old corpse in the alps

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:59, Reply)

That's the spirit ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:00, Reply)

talking of spirits
I should get drinking.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:02, Reply)

I need to get eating
Or the vast quantities of alcohol I'll be consuming will render me incapable of doing anything naughty tonight
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:04, Reply)

I'm having satay chicken
and beer
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:06, Reply)

I'm having YM and a jacket potato
Should be magnificent
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:08, Reply)

She's a saint

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:10, Reply)

Careful now, sucsion cups can be awfully tricky to get off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:30, Reply)

becky, love
you should know that your non-presence was noted. We weren't having LOLbanter, merely killing time until you showed up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Hello, internet.
Are we playing relatively nicely this fine Friday evening?

62 from 51 balls? Jesus.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)

I'm being very nice,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I'm being my usual lovley self

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)

violent and sweary

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Shut your fucking mouth before I shut it for you
ahh shit
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:30, Reply)

you're so cute when you're angry

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)

I am woman, hear me Ruaaaaaaaaari

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

I am the new khan,
so what beer do you have? I have grolsch
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I have Sol and Corona
wins
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Mine was 10 bottles for £5
ultimatly wins,
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

pfft, mine was buy one case, get one free
loves her local off license
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

you always have to go one better don't you?
I'm going to fall out with you now, I've been good at that today
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

bring it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I don't want to get a rep,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

I thought you just ran away
besides, you already have a rep

FOR BEING A TOTAL GIRL
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I'm going to bitch slap you

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

OOoooOOOOooOoo

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

I'm awfuly tough

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Internet hardmanning

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

this is the bit where you're supposed to swoon

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Sorry, I don't dig chicks

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

It's all good fun, innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)

She's a terrible influence.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I know!
I saw her under the influence once. It was terrible.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

OHEMMGEE

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)

What?
You're not drunk are you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

I have Kool Aid.
Please, try to contain your overwhelming jealousy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Kool aid's just water with bug shit in it
I have beer
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:30, Reply)

I has wine
And an overwhelming sense of the weekend, tinged slightly by the fact that things may have gone slightly tits up for us and Tightly's bash.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)

Noooooo
But I haven't seen you in ages and I've still not met your good lady wife
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:34, Reply)

'Tis a bit shit.
We booked 3 months ago, told her folks so they could have Sweary Jr for the weekend - they just informed us yesterday that they've booked a week away in the last few days, starting on the 13th and swear blind they didn't know about us coming to London.

So we're trying to find some way of him being able to stay with a mate, otherwise it's just one of us coming down. It's that or lose £170 as we can't get a refund.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

He must have a mate who he can stay with
Or is he not old/trusted enough to stay home by himself?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

He's only 13
so not an option.

Looking into staying with a mate though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

This is all different kinds of bad. :(

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Isn't it?
Been looking forward to this for ages. Even looked into SJ coming with us, train is cheap enough, but 13 year oldboy + busy pub not a good combination :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Oh he'd have fun ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I'm sure he would.
He'd get on a storm with a lot of you, but pub reviews suggest that it's not child friendly :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

He wouldn't be let into the porterhouse
You could just buy him a travel card and tell him to have a look like London on his own.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Now you're being silly

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Send him off to a play in the west end?
Should kill a few hours for him. Plus, it might bore him enough to send him to sleep, thus killing even more hours...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

bug shit? piss off
besides, I'm at work otherwise I'd be sloshing about as we speak
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Ok, it's hundreds and thousands then
I miss Cherry dr Pepper
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

miss? they've only just come out with it here

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I bought it there 3 years ago
and now my import shop has stopped stocking it :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I'm sure you can order it online, if it's worth the price to you.
I'm thinking hard about buying irn bru online...mmmm...harrrd...
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

I dont think it's worth that much
I think my brother's coming back here in a few months, so I'll ask him to fill his suitcase with it again. He just sent me a new consignment of original ruffles and jolly ranchers, so I'm good for the moment.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

jolly ranchers! Oh I love them!
Have you had the lifesaver's suckers?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

No, what are they like?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

wonderful! they've got loads of flavors like raspberry and banana
I may have to get myself one after work
edit: I tried to find a link but they don't have one for the lollipops.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:57, Reply)

So long as I don't have to eat grape flavour
that spoils all the good sweets when you find a grape one.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

oh, I like grape ashully
here's a linky pooh
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Oh my god
You can get an 18lb bag of them for not much money. I want to try the cherry/banana ones. They look muchos tasty
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Cherry/banana?
Hell no. The blueberry/vanilla ones look good though...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

haha they've got small bags super cheap

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Not when you factor in the shipping costs
and the fact that they'll be gone very very soon. When I have a job I'm so ordering
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

I BLOODY LOVE JOLLY RANCHERS.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I bluudy love them too

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Ooh cybercandy have them in stock at the moment
I might take a wander to Covent garden tomorrow to get some
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

I'm going to covent garden tomorrow.
I put it to you, madam, that you are stalking me. IN REAL LIFE.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Well perhaps I am
beer?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Poss.
Depends what time you're gonna be there. I'll be in Moss Bros getting wedding suits.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Probably sometime early afternoonish
What time you gonna be there? And OoooOOOOOOooOooOooooh at suits
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

3pm I think
But no idea how long it'll take... an hour or so? Gimme a text if you're around and we'll do drinks, yah?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Meeting
OFFLINE
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

makes inside leg jokes
Cool, will text you. OFFLINE
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

HELP! HE'S CUPPING ME!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

You love it you schlag

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I read that
as I have AIDS.

Damn this wine.

You don't have AIDS, do you Kristine? Tell me it aint so.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Aaaaaaaaaand
Probably too far down the thread. Even if the nested reply thingy is familair to those darned /talkers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)