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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would like to say
a very happy Bastard Day to Porkylips. I for one will be raising a glass of cider with the roast this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:12, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Happy Bastard Day Porkylips
It's just another day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)
Ooo! I forgot.
Happy Birthday Porky.

x
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

For a b3tan called Sir PorkyLips
I've a couple of valuable tips
Number one: find that may
You enjoy your birthday
Number two: smear jam over your nips
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)
Happy bastard birthday Porkylips

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)
Thank you all
It actually started off very well. Birthday sex. And she didn't wake up! Result!

And my pressies were all of the win. Annie Liebowitz at work, Vetteriano print (book as well but it's in a safe place apparently), whusky, fizz and chocolate. And the Glaswegian who tries to kill my liver did me a painting. Oh and a fuck off huge pizza oven thing. How could I forget!

All that and it's not too bad coping with being an old bastard. It's the first birthday I've actually sat back and contemplated my life. My evaluation - It's all of the win really. Wonderful wife, spiffing child and not too many problems. Can't complain really can I? I feel like such a shit for being an ungrateful cunt but I'll get over it with the help of my friends, both online and offline.

Thank you all.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)
Porky,
you're not the only one to be thrown out of synch by a birthday, significant number or not, and so you've NOTHING to apologise here for.
Sit back and enjoy your day :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Win win win.
Have a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)
That's what we're here for.

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)
Happy birthday Porky
Hope you're in a better frame of mind than yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

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