But don't you want to be clean and free from dust for her?

( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I might wipe it with
a jay cloth layer.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Ah Al.
Making himself moist so the ladies don't have to.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Speaking of cleaning,
Vanish stain remover spray looks exactly like jizz. I'm trying to get DG's face blood out of my denim jacket.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Oh yes!
You drunken bums.
How's his poor face? And your ankle?
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

His face is on the mend
Black eyes have gone and there's fresh scab on his nose - it's got quite a dent on the bridge. My ankle's still bruised but the swelling's gone down, thanks.
I never learn though - went out with some girlies last night and got cuntlashed. Stole another pint glass from the Tap & Spile (it still had beer in it) sent drunken text messages, ran out of credit so watered the garden at 2.30am. It's a wonder I didn't fall down again.

*is thick but harmless*

How's the essay?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)

You're such a classy lady
Can't wait to see you again next weekend! Have you managed to sort out looking after sweary junior?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Still working on it
Hopefully we'll work something out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Ooh, hello DG!
Yes, I too am very much looking forward to seeing you both next weekend - if you survive that long!
Essay great - nearly done!
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

'Lo clenders
Still studying hard I see.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)

:D
I've just finished my essay, which means I get to laze around for a while and can watch the final of the Apprentice tonight without feeling guilty. Yay!
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Woo!
I'm debating whether to clean the floor, or just hoover it and clean the bathroom.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Just hoover!
As long as you do a good job, it'll look fine.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Thanks al
*blushes*
It's a good job I don't have your mobile number, otherwise you'd have been victim to my drunken texts ;o)
Fingers crossed we can sort SJ to stay with mates. If the shoe was on the other foot, we'd have any of his mates for a weekend.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)