I would quite like a Banoffee and Peanutbutter cheesecake.
A guy like me sure can apprechate a cheesecake like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm not keen on banofee, it's too sweet.
Oreo and vanilla is most awesome though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:17, Reply)

And it's made of bananas
Which are, in point of fact, the devil's dildos.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:36, Reply)

I am soooo stealing that

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Fifty quid
And it's yours!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)

For me?
A doleyscum? I think not my friend. I will however buy you a drink next week, or for Tourettes in your absence.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)

That'll do...
Easily pleased, me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)

THEY BLOODY WELL ARE NOT.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)

THEY BLOODY WELL ARE MATEY.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

ARE *NOT*
I have never, in my life, used a banananana as a Dildo.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:52, Reply)

That's not what your missus to be said.
On line.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

She must have drugged me then.
As a Christian, I am so tightly clenched that a banana just would have the firmness to get up my anal canal without being turned to mush.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:56, Reply)

That's not what I've heard from your mates

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Being as my mates are all, to a man, liars and bastards
I wouldn't listen to a word they say. Unless it's good things, all those things are true. But most things they say about things I did at University are lies. 100% of fact.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

I don't believe that for a second.
vigorously.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:12, Reply)

They bloody are
well not eaten on their own, but when made into concoctions (see how I got cock in there?) they're foul and wrong.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)

I heard
That you can get cock into anything.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Not the first time you've got cock in there, I'll wager.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

possibly

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)