What's the deal?
Sorry for beating about the bush a bit, but:

I completely fail to understand this massive "class" difference with QOTW and Talk Board.
I joined B3TA and fannied around QOTW for a while, then went to Talk Board to explore the site a bit. The convos over there are fun and whatnot and everything was great.

Here is where everything went Royaly tits up.

As usual, being a computer spaz, I encountered a simple computer error with massive difficulty so I seeked the advice of people on Talk Board. A few were gracious and offered solutions, which I used and the problem was destroyed. Going back to the Board to say my thanks to the people who helped, I found myself up to my arse in comments such as "you stupid fuck", "hey dumbass, way to use a computer" and "fuck off you spacker".

How very rude.

Would you kindly help a fellow computer user with a problem? You probably would, as would I.

Then came a comment which disturbed me: "Why don't you fuck off to QOTW, they'll love you there."
Now I'm confused.
They seem to hate QOTWers for some unknown reason, while QOTWers don't talk about it. There needs to be a giant internet handshake and a "sorry for your troubles".

Or a COLOSSAL WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whichever is funnier.
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:47, 80 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wrong board, we're OT. Fuck off
Firm handshakes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Fuck off back to /talk.

( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

And leave the bush alone
what did it do to deserve a beating?

Fucking n00b
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

absoultly nothing
but look at me funny
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

O.K. now I'm fucked.
It seems QOTWers do hate Talk Board people. please may I state now that I am a QOTWer and I'm bloody proud of that. I got a reet slating on Talk Board and it drove me away. Please don't drive me back.

It's a harsh and unforgiving landscape full of creepy guys and creepier girls.
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Right...
And O.T isn't also "full of creepy guys and creepier girls."?
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Shhh
we dont want the other boards knowing that we have the best looking pervs on here.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Pffft,
Speak for yourself.
Some of us are Grade 1 Creep-tastic.
People don't sit next to me on crowded trains.
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

you lucky bastard
I've been working on that for years, and I still got bastards sitting next to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

It's all in the eyes.
You've either got it, or you don't.
Smelling of whisky and smoke also helps.
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Hello...

( gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:50, Reply)

It is a bit...
...admit it. The whole internet is.
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Fuck off to QOTW then
we're a seperate board.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Eh?
Off Topic

It's part of QOTW.

I'm here to stay.
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

No it's not
we're a separate board
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Off Topic is part of QOTW
in the same way that a tumour is part of a brain.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Or a vibrator is part of your fanny

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

no,
because that would have positive implications.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Not in your fanny it wouldn't

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Anyway
you've been on here looking for advice, don't pretend you don't enjoy it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

aye,
but I'm a masochist.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

yes we're all different and unique.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Oh FFS
What a massive spacker.

Kick him in the cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

yes
I've already stated that, keep up
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

As someone who uses OT and /talk....
I find the (un)target audiances are much better. Over on /talk, there are loads of people who are LOLGRUMPY*, it's a form of attention seeking really. Over here, the audiance seems to be a tad more... ermm, sorry, i'm not good with words, 'mature' is almost right, but not quite.

I find one of the big troubles with people asking for help on /talk, is that we get loads of people who come there, ask a question, and don't thank or reply to anything. I find that can really get on my goat, as my experiance with technology has taken years and years to learn. It's not that I'm asking for any kind of fiscal reward, but a 'cheers mate' would do. This is why when someone who's name is not reckognised posts something along those lines, they're greated with a negative responce.

There is also the fact that, by design, /talk can only have a few top-tier posts at a time, so there is the whole 'threadwaste' issue, which also bugs me. But I'ld rather a newbie ask for help on there, than the consistant attention seeking that doesn't equate to conversation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Ohh, and fuck off, shove it up your jap's eye and then kick a puppy in a cunt,..... and all that.
Wow, look at me, i'm so edgy and cool, girls dig that, maybe they'll let me check out the junk in their trunk, i'm just like Doctor House, being all grumpy on the internet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

*gets on Gonzo's goat*
*rides to heart's content*
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:02, Reply)

YEEEEE-HAW !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

wow
That really opened my eyes. thanks.
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

No worries =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Also, although /qotw have quite a few Gems, you have to mine through so much crap (which requires time because of the size of the posts), that a lot of /talk can't be bothered.
I'm happy enough sticking to whatever gets newslettered, I should start reading the front-page of the previous week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I'm keeping well out of this one.
Caused enough bother last time. But just for the record I DO NOT HATE /Talkers. I just fail to understand their lack of effort when posting on OT/QOTW (with obvious exceptions, you know who you are).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

talk people tend to dislike being used as an IT service desk,
however you'll probably get some helpful replies, you just have to put up with some abuse.
Fair deal I would say.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Yep
I suppose your right.
Fair enough and not a look back.

What a wonderful attitude. :)
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

As soon as everyone on the internet realises I'm always right
the world will be a better place.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

lol
I'm trying to go even bigger than the internet.

WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!

along with several lolocausts and plenty of wargasms.
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

it's an interesting point though
while most /talkers are just like us, and love to abuse people and so on, when all's said and done, both boards are fairly similar.

However, there are a few people who really actually seem to hate QOTW (and by association OT) and those who sail in her. Can't think of any names at the moment, because they aren't quite as famous as JMG or Wormulus, who we all know love us dearly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

/talk are all wankers
especially that wormulus cunt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Yeah
I've had some shite off him/her, i dont know...
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

It's a him,
and he's great if a bit autism
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

He's soooo dreamy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Would you give him one? would you bang him? what would you like to do to THAT if he was walking down southgate highstreet with a bag of shopping from ASDA and his iphone playing his favorite radio play?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

You've got me Gonzo
I secretely want to have his children and we will fight over if we should raise them as /talkers or /QOTWers
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Oh badggy-baby, SADDEST of SAD FACES.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

/Talk vs /QOTW
Is a sticky issue.

I like /QOTW a lot, and especially /OT, but also don't mind /Talk (I pop over there on slow days).

Stereotypes
Talkers view Qotwers as lying loners who are desperate for attention.
Qotwers view Talkers as immature, Ritalin-fueled children.
Both sides see the other as 'cliquey'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

immature, Ritalin-fuelled children
+who are lying loners and desperate for attention
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Another stereotype is that qotwers are creepy towards women.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

They got
That right

...
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Yeah, this keeps being mentioned,
I've never seen it.

Psycho, have you ever been creeped out by us?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)

Which is funny
given how much pandering actually happens on /talk too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

have we been creepy towards you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

see below

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

so you say

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Don't believe her

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Do you wanna go for a drink some time, baby?

( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Are you paying
Because mines a metric ton of scotch
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

BTW
I thank you all for reading the origional post. It's not LONG long but it's too long to bother with if your just scanning for short posts for a quick laugh.
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I can supply
Gazzes that reinforce that stereotype
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Hahahahaha, yeah', right, yeah', haha, yeah', haha, I was ___joking___
I was being ironic when I said I wanted and empty bottle of your nail varnish remover.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

The restraining
order is in the post
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I put them on a fridge like getting an 'A' in my homework.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Yeah', Syncubus and Dangermouse were prolific on here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:24, Reply)

We're cliquey
I don't see that. You're all my bitches
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Well done for bringing this up.
Again. It's not like this hasn't been talked about for the last, I don't know, age.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Why can't everyone
Be as great as us, eh? :(
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Because Honda Accords
are hard to come by these days.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Sorry ;(
I didn't know. I'm new to B3TA
(S.I.M.O.N. wants a piece of your coopcock., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Oh dear
*shakes head sadly*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

edit
shakesstrokes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

head beard
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

beard cock
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

There's no real difference.
You're all cunts.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I agree upon this.
If you are from /talk - fuck off back to talk.
If you are from /qotw - fuck off back to QOTW.
If all else fails you are a cunt.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Or just fuck off.
:P
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

...
.....fuck off!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Heheh

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:29, Reply)

In the words of butters
Why cant we all just... get along?
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I've learnt my lesson.
I'm saying nothing.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

Just read your sig
I'm joining the majority I'll have you know.
Whippersnapper.
Fuck off.
In the best possible taste.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)