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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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6 months and nothing.
The last person to get anywhere near my knickers was the guy who did my tattoo.

I'm officially shit at being 18.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
*waits for flurry of creepy responses*

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)
*rubs thighs*
That got rid of those crumbs. I really am a messy eater!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)
Along with another kind of flurry ;)
Something resembling rancid birdshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)
What can I say,
I plant seeds.
They rot.
Then animals shit on them.
Then other animals roll in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)
You're just gifted that way.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)
Mwnerrr
Come hither little girl!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)
Eeep!
*runs and hides*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)
What ARE you doing?
Come out of there now and stop wibbling. And you - leave her alone, you should know better. Bloody kids.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)
But, but, but
DaaaaaAaaaAAAaaAAAAd!

:(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:54, Reply)
Is it safe?
Ner ner ner *pulls tongue*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Thats not a tongue...

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)
Heh Heh Heh
*Rubs hands creepily*
Get your own, son. She's my dolly now.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)
It's ok,
most people are :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)
Go to uni
get drunk
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)
Is that what you did?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)
She got fingered behind some bins outside the Union bar.
She thinks nobody saw, but...ROLL VIDEO!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)
You should run
self-esteem classes.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)
How to value yourself.
By Chomp
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

value yourself get laid
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)
lesson 1
lower your standards.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:28, Reply)
I really think my standards are too high
It probably should be "has a pulse"

Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)
Lesson 2:
Men are idiots, use this to your advantage.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)
I think you're speaking from experience ^_^
Have the men messed you around too, honey?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)
I am speaking from experience
but it's my own stupidity that I'm talking about.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)
September can't come soon enough.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)
She said that to me too
*sigh*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

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