Is it possible
to learn how to suppress the gag reflex?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you asking
for tips on your fellatio technique?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Take your left hand
Spread it out flat, four fingers together, thumb perpendicular.
Turn it so the thumb is pointing up (like a thumbs up but with the fingers out)
put the thumb in the palm of your hand
Clench the fingers around it.

It works for me!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

So...
You punch yourself?
Where abouts?
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

She's saying she likes being fisted
Thumb tucked in for fisting, on the outside for punching.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:33, Reply)

I, thankfully, have never been fisted.
That hole is for going OUT, not IN.

I CAN fit most of my fist in my mouth though.
And doesn't having your thumb inside the fist when punching break it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Indeed, thumb inside while punching = broken thumb
But fisting doesn't necessarily only mean anal.

Unless you were implying that nothing goes in either front or back bottom.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

o_O
Let me reiterate.

I AM NEVER letting anyone fist me.
Anywhere.
Fists are BIG!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Jeremy Beadle's wasn't...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Hahahaha!
+10 internet points
( Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Jeremy Beadle doesn't fulfil my single criteria.
Otherwise, yeah, he could fist me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Erm
...isn't he dead?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:50, Reply)

See subject line
and lurk moar
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:05, Reply)

Mine are
I could've been a hand-double for Boris Karloff
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, Reply)