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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You can talk to them anyway
Get a megaphone. They'll love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:45, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
I talk to tube passengers all the time
And I wee on their shoes at the same time
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)
I love this idea!
*buys megaphone*
*drinks ten pints of lager*
*gets on tube*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

*drinks ten pints of lager*
*gets on tube collapses in ungainly heap showing her knickers*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)
Oops!
*puts on knickers*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)
I like how everybody refuses to look at one another on the tube
Admittedly, most people are too ugly to warrant my attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)
But if someone sat and stared at you, smiling, would you prefer that?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, Reply)
Depends on the person and the smile
If it were you, of course I'd prefer it!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)
Oh how lovely :)
The last time a stranger spoke to me on the tube, it was an old man who mumbled, 'Nice tits,' at me as I walked past.

I prefer the frowning silence.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)
I prefer anything so long as it's not loud phone noise
I've never had an old man tell me I've got nice tits though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)
Your tits aren't as nice as Clendrix's though

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is true
*heavy sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)
I shall feel his on Saturday and tell you if this is true.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)
I think some sort of independant assessment needs to be carried out
We should get TGB to motorboat both of you, and then measure the size of her resultant grin.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is THE BEST PLAN EVER.
I might still feel Labs up though...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)
I feel all tingly!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)
Haha!
I like this.
I need to tell more women on the tube that they have nice tits.
It can only end well.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)
In Sendai, an old Japanese man pointed at my tits and said, 'Sugoi!'
So I slapped him round the face, and a group of my high school students saw :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)
Hahaha!
And what does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)
It means 'Great!'
My boys pissed themselves laughing and then chased him off.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)
Hahaha!
Good work on the slap :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, Reply)
He was very surprised!
But I'd had three fucking years of random strangers commenting on my tits because the girls out there are practically concave.
Erm, and admittedly, I suppose I am very much not...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)
No siree bob!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)
*laughs*
My boobs and I are going to the pub to drown our sorrows.
Behave yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

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