He's a geordie

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ah

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Unlike Al
Who isn't.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Am too
you kaoltard
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Way aye man, newcy broon!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

you're so not
you're more Southern than I am
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

That's so untrue
you're so southern, you even sound a bit Sarf Afrikin sometimes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)

You're so southern
that you drink shandy. HEAVY ON THE LEMO.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Thats IT
YOU FUCKING CUNTRAG! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! LOOK HOW UPSET YOU'VE MADE ME! LOOK! LOOK AT THIS! I'M USING BOLD NOW YOU CUNT!!! LOOK AT THIS!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT ON SATURDAY I CAN TELL YOU!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)

YOU FUCKING CUNTING BASTARD AL.
I just spat coke on my laptop reading that. You utter utter cockweasal
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)

When you say 'get it'
Is that in a southern, middle-class, New Barnet kind of way, or in a beer swilling, faux-geordie kind of way?

Or in a sexy way?

OH, GIVE OVER YOU GREAT BIG GIRL WHO'S TRYING TO HAVE A PERIOD.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

errrm
probably the southern middle class Barnét way.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Ooh, I like the accent.
Excellent. So, wimpy slaps at 20 paces, eh? Followed by swift running away and later internet hardmanning?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I was thinking we could dance around each other
shouting "Come on then!" while making sure we don't end up in a situation where we are actually forced to get close enough that blows could accidentley be exchanged.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

And then gently slap each other

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

on the buttocks and bell ends.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

I was thinking more on the leg and the back of the head
but your way works too.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

It'd be like a disgusting newton's cradle.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Best Image EVAH!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Technically I'm not
I just sound like one having lived down here for 20 odd years.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

It's like I went to Opposite land and got cloned and you stayed there and I came back!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)