IMPORTANT CROW-RELATED DISCOVERIES
Ms Crow is presently in Strasbourg and has just emailed to tell me that she has found Le Pont du Corbeau - i.e., CROW BRIDGE.

I think this is a wonderful name for a bridge and that more things should be named after crows.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:27, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

have you read The Crow Road?
there is also a Crow Point at one end of the beach where I regularly surf
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

That is most cool
(Does that make you my Surfin' Bird?)

There is also a Crowlands somewhere round the Surrey/Middlesex border, I believe.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

perhaps
I'm not a bird though, in any sense of the word

other than jail
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Yes,
photographic evidence suggests to me you're definitely of a testicle-bearing persuasion, but Surfin' Bloke makes it a bit harder to tie in with all things crow-related.

Perhaps it's time to revive surf music with a swingin' tune called Corvid on a Surfboard...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

surf music is alive and kicking
a colleague of mine has just started a surf band called Dick Cheney and the Waterboarders
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Ha!
That is a superb name. Nice to see surf music getting topical.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)

You fucker
Now I have that stuck in my head. Along with the visual of Peter Griffin dancing to it.

Now everybody's heard
about the bird
I say the bir-bir-bir-bir-b-b-b-bird
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I have crows feet around my eyes.
Does that help?
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:38, Reply)

HAHA
LOLOLDZ
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)

...are the crows still attached?
Sorry, old joke.

_{Seriously, though, if they are, I'll buy them off you...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)

Skid Crow

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Crow-magnon man

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Crow-nchy nut Cornflakes

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I remember you crow
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

18 and crow life
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Thanks a lot.
I try to avoid breaking into Skid Row songs before ten.
Today, I have failed.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)

'd been wondering who that was by

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Crow Country for Old Men

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Better the Devil You Crow

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)

There's no business like crow business

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

OK I'm out

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Highlander 2: The Crowkening

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

A Fistful of Crows

For a Few Crows More

The Good, The Bad and The Crow
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Far from the Madding Crow

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

The Crow?

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

The Crow!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

...says...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)

"Hello!"

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)

The BRAWKfest Club

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Or, The B-rook-fast club
(Branching out into other species of crow may improve the longevity of this ridiculous thread)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

What?
I mean this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crow_(film)
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08, Reply)

I know,
I'm just being whimsical
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Crowspotting

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Let it crow, let it crow, let it crow!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:05, Reply)

Batman Begins
_{To Behave Like A Crow}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Alien vs Jackdaw

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Independence Jay

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Fried Green Toma Crows
At the Whistle Stop Cafe
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Raven Private Ryan

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Where Eagles Dare!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

(Eagles aren't a type of corvid)
Where Magpies Dare?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Right, time go the lab for some Crow-matography
After a quick perusal of the Aber-crow-me and Fitch catalogue.

And a quick ditty on my Crow-matic Harmonica.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Will you be playing
"Rook-ing all over the world" by Status Crow?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

You're talking to yourself again
you sad bastard
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I hear crow pâté is nice

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)