I used to eat Bran Flakes every morning
Done absolute wonders for my digestive system.

Now I cannot fathom getting out of bed just 15 minutes earlier to prepare such a cereal. It is a false economy - healthy bowels more than make up for those 15 minutes of time. It's got to stop.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sounds like it has stopped

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

It took you 15 minutes to pour some bran flakes into a bowl and add milk to it?
what's wrong with you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I'm guessing... spakker

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Big bowl.

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

How dare you question my Bran Flake expertise
1) The ice cold milk has to have time to make the Bran Flakes soggy
2) I need a Cup of Tea after the cereal. This cannot be drunk at the same time as tea is HOT and Bran Flakes are COLD. It just can't be done.

So all in all, it takes about 15 minutes from getting the 'Flakes from the Cupboard. Give a nigger a break.

Oh yes and big bowl.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)