Today's biscuit
was a Go Ahead Citrus slice.

Very nice. I may now eat my pepparami.

I don't need a poo yet. I may need a wee soon as I've had two cups of tea.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:38, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

One boy, one cu...

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I've had a poo.
It wasn't a very good one. Might try again later.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Eat some Kale
I ate a lot at the weekend. It did wonders for my digestive tract.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I used to eat Bran Flakes every morning
Done absolute wonders for my digestive system.

Now I cannot fathom getting out of bed just 15 minutes earlier to prepare such a cereal. It is a false economy - healthy bowels more than make up for those 15 minutes of time. It's got to stop.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Sounds like it has stopped

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

It took you 15 minutes to pour some bran flakes into a bowl and add milk to it?
what's wrong with you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

I'm guessing... spakker

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Big bowl.

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

How dare you question my Bran Flake expertise
1) The ice cold milk has to have time to make the Bran Flakes soggy
2) I need a Cup of Tea after the cereal. This cannot be drunk at the same time as tea is HOT and Bran Flakes are COLD. It just can't be done.

So all in all, it takes about 15 minutes from getting the 'Flakes from the Cupboard. Give a nigger a break.

Oh yes and big bowl.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

I can't keep up with this pace of life.
Today I am mostly listening to Anthrax and arsing around.
( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I had beans on brown toast for breakfast
I would give my morning poo 6/10.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

And in other news....
I've just had a wee. It was a really big one and took ages. However, it was very satisfying and I had to steel myself to stop shaking my knob cos it's the wrong day and it isn't 4 o'cock.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)