I was expecting
capitals and bold type at one point.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:59, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

It's life and death.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Have you considered all the options
and satisfaction which a life on /talk may offer? I believe this level of flippancy forms their staple diet...

Just a thought :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Yes indeedy
I am horrifically flippant what with this being a deadly serious discussion board and all. I really do apologise for breaking away from, now, what was it we were discussing again? The tube strike? The "victory" for the BNP?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

the potential suicide of a fellow B3tan as reported by a usually rather stoic, reasonable and unflappable member of the group..?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Who are you talking about?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Err, Hairpot..?
What you talking about?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:10, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post444239
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

but also
"usually rather stoic, reasonable and unflappable member of the group"

Who?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Me,
I reckon.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

You are a flap.
( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:16, Reply)

And without me, you'd drown in your own mucus:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiglottis
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I'd say something here
but I don't want to be considered flippant or anything.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

SHUT YOUR NOISE-HOLE

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:18, Reply)

*flips Al like an egg*

( thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

VC, I don't consider to be the type to do this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post444049

without good reason.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Hang on,
No offence, but I thought you were a troll :\
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Ha,
don't you start ;-)

True, I don't often have much to add of any value except some subtle piss taking, but I'd love to see examples of this so called 'trolling' I'm apparently so good at...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

I thought that too
he assures us he isn't.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Oh how I love this place
and dream of the day I gain yours and Kaol's acceptance...

Right, I'd best put my toys back in the pram and do some work.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Who's Kaol?

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Wears Kaol..?
Shorely? ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

If I were you I wouldn't
bother about whether or not me and Mr. K. accept you, I would just remember where you are.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I hadn't forgotten where I was
Though I think you'd forgotten that sometimes there's a real person on the other end of the pixels...

(You might even notice I joined in a little after we found out that everything was ok and VC wasn't about to discover a body)

Anyway, I'm going to gracefully back out of a fight which isn't mine.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

There's two or three cracking jokes in there.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Awh,
Thanks :)
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

My two favourite were

You should just make your own burgers,

(PsychoChomp is not a girl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:05,

And

Seriously
I don't want to have to go through this again. Apart from the stuff up there about KFC, this wasn't at all interesting.

(cheeses swept, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 12:57
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Mine too
even if I say so myself.
edit: who's Cheeses Swept? I've not noticed them before but they seem like a regular.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

I used to think it was Bert,
But he's too funny to be Bert.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I think it's a meat puppet
but I don't know. They've popped up a few times, mainly to deliver a rude line. But they were arguing on beckys behalf during the pantsgate affair.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

it is a particularly amusing meat puppet
funnier than mine at any rate.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I think he deserved all the grief he got
because he put her in such a shitty situation.
The fact she also got annoyed was unfortunate, and I offered her actual advice and help via gaz which is much more apropriate than in the replies.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Yeah, that was good, nice one mate :-)
I was just having a very, very rare "actually slightly offended at B3ta" moment when I saw Al get told to fuck off over something distasteful he said and then start a thread to milk it.

I'm sure I'll get over it ;-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

mm
This place is getting more and more like /b/..
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

^ This, this, a thousand times THIS.
I'm so fucking livid right now I'm surprised I can speak. It's all very well to joke about Maddie and so on but this was one of our own, a friend of mine. Next thing we'll all be calling one another fags and telling women "tits or GTFO". This should not - and will not - be treated as funny.
( Maladicta, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:48, Reply)

What I love about these self-appointed guardians of the internet...
Is that they say things like this, but back them up with a little smiley, so they don't appear utterly Kaoltarded.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

To me that just makes them more Kaoltarded

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)