After Vipros' excellent suggestion that bacon should be impregnated with caffine...

...thus providing a stimulating and tasty breakfast treat.

What food combinations would you like to see?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:36, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ym

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

try and make some effort
YM and whipped cream for example
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

ym and yd
In a sandwich
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Wouldn't taste so great

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Drugs and prostitutes.
Hmmm...

Crack Whores!
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I think Big Macs should be combined with cyanide

Not that I'm flippant or anything.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

But they are already so deadly!

I'd like to combine all soy products with AIDS cat jizz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Much better idea

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

That's no good, you'd have almond tasting burgers
go for arsenic, no spoiling of taste
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

You can keep yer caffeine bacon...
...get a load of THIS!
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Me and my mate have joked about a secret steak sauce (erm for steak)
Fry your one steak as normal, I like mine rare. Also the usual chips, little bit of salad, mushrooms etc.

The SPECIAL SECRET STEAK SAUCE is:

1 steak. Blended finely with mild pepper sauce and perhaps a small onion.

Pour this upon your main steak and chips.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Dark chocolate with a milk chocolate centre

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Lamb-burger
With fluffy bunny and little kitteh sauce. Just so I can eat and be evil. No effort required.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

I'd like to see an appley pastry-ee combo right about now
although that's not new

how about orangey coffee?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I drink green tea with orange
It tastes like hot orangey goodness.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

I thought you were a Geordie,
not a ponce?
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)