Did you notice it was brown eggs though?
controversial
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:54, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

OMG
the ultimate insult,
edit: you didn't answer my question have you ever egged anyone? I'm guessing yes.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Actually no
I prefer to settle my differences with words, not chicken abortions
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Even as a kid?
I egged another schools school bus once,
I got one in an open window.

I'm in no way proud of that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

You throw like a girl

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

DON'T YOU EVER INSULT MY THROWING SKILLS

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

She IS a girl.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Oh I egged houses on halloween as a kid
but only people we knew and we'd clean it up the next day. Never people though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

ha ha
you cleaned up afterwards?

That's very responsible Becky I'm sure you were a fine young lady.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

She's certainly fine
if you know what I'm saying, eh? Eh? Geddit!? Eh? Geddit? Fine, yeah! Eh? Eh?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Yes, I know exactly what you're saying al,
you're about as subtle as a rhino.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

My dad was a cub scout leader and would have kicked our arses if we'd not cleaned up after

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

It's a very annoying thing to do,
but kids will be kids,

I'M OFF HOME NOW!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

My cub scout leader cleaned my arse up after

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Doesn't that defeat the point?
If you get a really cold night on mischief night the egg freezes and is rather difficult to clean up.
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Not at all, those were the terms and conditions for us going out having fun on halloween
I'm down south, so it was never very cold then.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Makes more sense like.
Few daft kids mixed it up a bit and started throwing rashers of bacon instead.

Not the smartest kids in the world like.

Stopped being funny when one of them threw a milk bottle through someones window. Turned out to be a little old ladies house, so he got battered by his dad. And his older brother.

Violence solves everything
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Dog eggs would be better

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Bricks would be even better.
I'd love to watch that fat cunt take a brick to the face on live TV. Especially if he then fell over and cracked his head on the floor and died. I'd be fucking ecstatic if that happened.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

That's because you're more dead inside than I am.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

I would stay awake until someone made a looping animated gif of it
And watch it all the time while cackling like a witch fisting a puppy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)