BNP leader gets egged,
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8091605.stm

Plays into their hands as far as I'm concerned, but still funny.

Who would you like to egg, who have you egged etc.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, 54 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Did you notice it was brown eggs though?
controversial
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

OMG
the ultimate insult,
edit: you didn't answer my question have you ever egged anyone? I'm guessing yes.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Actually no
I prefer to settle my differences with words, not chicken abortions
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Even as a kid?
I egged another schools school bus once,
I got one in an open window.

I'm in no way proud of that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

You throw like a girl

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

DON'T YOU EVER INSULT MY THROWING SKILLS

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

She IS a girl.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Oh I egged houses on halloween as a kid
but only people we knew and we'd clean it up the next day. Never people though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

ha ha
you cleaned up afterwards?

That's very responsible Becky I'm sure you were a fine young lady.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

She's certainly fine
if you know what I'm saying, eh? Eh? Geddit!? Eh? Geddit? Fine, yeah! Eh? Eh?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Yes, I know exactly what you're saying al,
you're about as subtle as a rhino.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

My dad was a cub scout leader and would have kicked our arses if we'd not cleaned up after

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

It's a very annoying thing to do,
but kids will be kids,

I'M OFF HOME NOW!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

My cub scout leader cleaned my arse up after

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Doesn't that defeat the point?
If you get a really cold night on mischief night the egg freezes and is rather difficult to clean up.
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Not at all, those were the terms and conditions for us going out having fun on halloween
I'm down south, so it was never very cold then.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Makes more sense like.
Few daft kids mixed it up a bit and started throwing rashers of bacon instead.

Not the smartest kids in the world like.

Stopped being funny when one of them threw a milk bottle through someones window. Turned out to be a little old ladies house, so he got battered by his dad. And his older brother.

Violence solves everything
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Dog eggs would be better

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Bricks would be even better.
I'd love to watch that fat cunt take a brick to the face on live TV. Especially if he then fell over and cracked his head on the floor and died. I'd be fucking ecstatic if that happened.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

That's because you're more dead inside than I am.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

I would stay awake until someone made a looping animated gif of it
And watch it all the time while cackling like a witch fisting a puppy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

*cough*
I didn't realise they got nearly 1million votes.

I've never egged anyone. Its a bit silly I think.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Frightening, isn't it?
Granted, it's only 1/60 of the population, but that's still quite a lot for a party that isn't taken seriously by most people.

It's amazing what you can do when you play to people's irrational fears and ill-informed prejudices...after all, look what the George Bush administration managed to do.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Hang on...
Weren't you going on about voting for them?
And that "Apart from the racism, they have good ideas"?
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

We've moved on from that now,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Some of us
Never move on.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Yup
We've already covered all that.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Ok.
Sometimes I can hang onto things like a retarded pit-bull.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

retarded pit bull
Can I have that? Fair swap...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Yeah, go for it :p

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

That's ok.
Try not to let it bother you to much though.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Ooooooh sneaky editing there
worthy of Edmund. Although he would have more deleting.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Whatever happened to him?
Been a bit quiet lately.
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

changed his username slightly
he goes through phases of posting a lot and then not.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Thanks
It was edited with the view of adding but was then leaning more towards a waffle so I just deleted the whole bit so as to avoid further flaming.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

flames for deletion

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

*sparks lighter*
Eh, I've had my fun.
I'm off for a HOT DATE now with a MAN FROM THE INTERNET.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

are you sure it isn't a cat?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Well, he does have a face like one.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Lick him for me

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Maybe.
I've gotta drive though, so I won't be drinking.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

I've never egged anyone.
Eggs really hurt.

EDIT
I don't know how to insert links, so you'll have to copy and paste, but this footage is ace. He looks like a weasel and his bouncers look vile.
news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/BNP-Leader-Nick-Griffins-Car-Hit-Protester-After-He-Was-Pelted-With-Eggs/Article/200906215299562?lpos=Politics_Second_UK_News_Article_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15299562_BNP_Leader_Nick_Griffins_Car_Hit_Protester_After_He_Was_Pelted_With_Eggs

EDIT AGAIN
I'm a pillock. It makes it clicky for you doesn't it...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Ostrich eggs hurt

man the fuck up to chicken eggs!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

ERM!
have you seen the bruises chicken eggs leave!!
I would cry if an egg hit me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Dinosaur eggs would be worse
Although they'd also be alot harder to find.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Booths sell them
honest.
Well, they sell everything else.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:33, Reply)

I don't believe in egging
Even if it is the BNP. There are better ways of protesting.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:20, Reply)

Like a dirty protest.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Or a big sign with a willy on it.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

OMG, the pic I did you of was deleted by photobucket. It violates their T&C apparently
VIOLATES.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)

*THEY* feel violated??
I'm the one who had a giant cock chasing me.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)

I know, the amusing part is that they didn't delete the one I made before that.
I reckon it was the pubes that did it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)

That, or the spunk.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)