This anal sea, is a golf day arse face
Name that tune!

I received another Random Burn 2009 CD today and it has one of my favourite "misheard lyrics" tracks of recent years.

Also, what's your favourite misheard lyric?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:19, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"I've got Tourettes"
That's how I heard "I predict a riot" by the Kaiser Chiefs.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:39, Reply)

favourite misheard lyric
is from a girl with very special needs with whom I used to work. It was Christmas time (year 2 kids, so aged 6-7 years) so we had festive CDs on in the background. "Santa Baby" comes on. Imogen is singing along; "So hoy* me down the chimney tonight...."

*Geordie for "throw".
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:43, Reply)

ps
Yours wins :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

:)
Any idea what the song is?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Is it "This Ain't a Scene" by some Emo band?
My favourite misheard lyric:

"Wank me off, show me what you got, cos I don't want, no one minute man..."

EDIT: I don't know the real lyrics.

DOUBLE EDIT: Is it Fall Out Boy?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Is it Fallout Boy
Or one of those bands them kids listen to?! This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race? Dunno what it's called... EDIT: between us we got there. I'm on my phone. It's slow.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)

It is indeed
Makes me titter every time. :)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Shamelessly lifted from kissthisguy.com
A couple of my favourites on there are:

CCR - Bad Moon Rising
"There's a baboon on the right"

The Doors - LA Woman
"Well, it's been about an hour since an hour ago"

The Beach Boys - Help Me Rhonda
"Since she put me down there's been owls puking in my bed"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)

HAHAHA
to the Beach Boys one.

Would be pretty fowl.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

That Fall Out Boy One
Sounds like, "This ain't a scene/ It's a damn arse rape."

And that S Club one sounds like, "Don't stop moving to the ass crack beat."

And Reasons Not to Be an Idiot by Frank Turner:

"You're so wrapped up in your invisible armour"

Sounds like,

"You're so wrapped up in your invisible llama" and it makes me giggle.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Haha!
Me too :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Bad Moon Rising
"There's a bathroom on the right"
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Crosstown Woman by Black Stone Cherry
Actual: She's like my heaven with a whole lot of hell.

What I hear: She's a hairy woman, with a whole lot of hair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

In defence i was very very drunk
DJ Supreme vs the Porn Kings

Inject your brain in the bap of a whopper
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)