I just finished my last bit of a huge pile of marking,
plus I don't have to go in to work at stupid o'clock thanks to the tube strike.

Shall I celebrate by going to bed with:
a) some beer?
b) some zopiclone?
c) some clonazepam?
d) a late night booty call?
e) Radio 4 and a nice cup of Tetley decaf?

I would do one of those poll things but they're shit.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:49, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

What about
Some crazy orgy of all of them?

A late night call to Radio 4 with a cup of beer and pills?

Wait, no, that'd end badly...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:03, Reply)

If I wait til 6am
I could booty call John Humphrys while drunk and off my face.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:07, Reply)

I think
He'd appreciate it
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:11, Reply)

a combination
of A and D, followed by E when you're through with D
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:04, Reply)

a and b.
definitely.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:22, Reply)

It's nights like these
when I wish that weed didn't make me a paranoid mess.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:24, Reply)

know how that feels ;-)
but i'm sure a zopiclone and a pint will help...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:32, Reply)

yeah, weed is good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:25, Reply)

What the hell
are B and C?
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:42, Reply)

I'm guessing
they're some sort of sort-out-your-fucked-up-brainantidepressant drugs.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:47, Reply)

sleeping tablet,
tranquiliser.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:01, Reply)

So what did you go for in the end?
I think I'd have had a nice cocktail of psychoactive woo myself.
( Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:03, Reply)

I went for an alternative to the above.
porn.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:06, Reply)