b3tans, I have registered donthaveaniceday.blogspot.com .
What shall I do with it?
( Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:02, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have a blog where you slag off the Stereophonics every day
Shouldn't be too difficult.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:04, Reply)

Tempted. I think my original idea was a kind of Timewaster Letters
thing, where I gather the world's most ridiculous complaints and comments.
( Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:05, Reply)

This would be rather amusing too
Plus your thoughts of the day?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:06, Reply)

I likes. I'm also thinking reactions to letters and emails and phonecalls, such as
the lady who thought a wet beermat could be considered an offensive weapon. God bless customer relations.

Gaz coming your way, good sir.
( Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:09, Reply)

*excited*
A wet beer mat? Well, I suppose you could smother someone with it...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:12, Reply)

Apparently
this dude was gesticulating at her with it onboard and because he wouldn't tell her where he was from any more specifically than London, he was clearly an illegal immigrant. It's days like that that make me want to ring some of my friends and ask if they're taking the piss...

It will be an epic of a gaz. Also replying to your email :)
( Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:15, Reply)

fuck me
You wern't kidding. Will *try* to get a reply to you tonight.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Once the ball starts rolling it doesn't stop.
A bit like Indy and his big rock, and I'm incapable of writing short gazzes!

Is that an exclamation or an invitation? ;)
( Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Whichever way you wish...

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

*deliberates*
*obliges*
( Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Ask for submissions of anonymous rants against people and organisations
and publish the best ones.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:28, Reply)

ooh I like this one

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Although
"And in conclusion, Jenny Smith, you DID steal my boyfriend, you ARE a slag, and you WILL get AIDS and die."

Might lose its entertainment value after the 100th iteration.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, Reply)

I'm liking this one.
Aside from the personal attacks, although they can be so ridiculously misguided they're funny. Favourites in our office include "look missy, I pay your salary!".
( Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:44, Reply)