Shakespeare said:
Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

What a moron.

Oh and Tennyson too. They know nothing.

Get drunk, cry a bit and then MTFU.
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:51, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shakespeare was a flaming woofter.
FACT
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:52, Reply)

And what do gay people know?
NOTHING.
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Nothing except how to look FABULOUS!
and soft furnishings. The gays love soft furnishings.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)

They know how to party.

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)

and
soft furnishings. don't forget the soft furnishings.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:56, Reply)

My one doesn't.
He's sad all the time :(

Oh, but his furnishings are indeed soft.
/appeases
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:56, Reply)

He just needs a good rogering up the poop chute.
That will cheer him up.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Shakespeare wants a good punch in the Adam's apple

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Shakespeare can suck my fat cock

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Along with most of Long Island

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)

I've never even been to New York
Gosh, gotta give mad props to DC, yo
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Oh dear...
I do feel a bit bad for attributing Tennyson's words to Shakey and getting him all the blame, although the latter did express the same in a different way.

I'm sure that either of them sucking your 'fat cock' would be appropriate at this time.
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Shakespeare is awesome
you lot are retards.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

thou shall fucketh offeth

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Shall I compare thee to a summer's gay?
Thou art a girl; your furnishings are soft.
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)

You're but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Thou slander of thy heavy mother's womb.

( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Or,
you could go out and fuck the man up. That would be more satisfying.

Sorry you are feeling bad, my dear, I really do. I like you and hate to think of pain marring your life.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:15, Reply)