Bollocks to Match.com. I'm on it and it's fucking shit.
Last guy I met from there had blonde hair and a ginger beard. Sooooo not attractive.

Drink, cry, avoid shitty chick flicks and then man the fuck up
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

There be monsters.

( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Indeed there be
Danish monsters
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Like Devil in Tights?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Far far worse
shudders at the memory. I spent most of the day after slagging off Danish people to him, while he gently reminded me that he's Danish
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Tightly is to Danish
as Al is to Geordie.
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Not in the slightest then
especially when it comes to wedding attire as well ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Oh no you DIDN'T!!!
THATS IT SISTER I IS GONNA TAKE YO ASS DOWN ON SATURDAY NIGHT!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

Hang on a sec
so you're going to buy me a beer, fondle my boobs, tie me to chompy with duct tape...and take me down? Dude, you're going to be a busy man
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Not you
Clendrix.

And after i'm done me and DiT will be butt naked and slapping each others cocks and arses like a flesh Newtons Cradle.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Then I shall bring a camera to record this joyous event for posterity

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:26, Reply)

It's bound to be a winner on Youtube.

( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

tube porn
( thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)