You could get a lovely nurse to do it.
I had to have an examination on my balls a few months ago, I prayed all week for a hot nurse. What I got was a massive Nigerian guy whose only words to me were "Meestah Tights, please to hold your penis out of the way."

I hope this does not happen to you.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You got a hard on didn't you
when you gazed deep into his eyes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Well how else was I going to move it?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

*Australian accent*
Ya' call that a hard on? THIS is a hard on !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

That's not a hard-on, that's you sticking your middle finger through your zip.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Nope, it really has three joints
WINK WINK
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)