anyone here had a vasectomy?
I need hair removal advice as I really don't fancy shaving my lower brain
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:40, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just do it carefully
ffs it's not hard
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Maybe it would be easier if it was?....less rinkles
/ovbouse joke
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

I knew someone would make that joke
I was going to change it to difficult but didn't want to ruin everyones fun.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

No, but if it's your first time I'd use immac removal cream instead of shaving
the hospital should do it for you though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Hell no,
don't use hair removal cream, you can get a very bad rash.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Not if you use the sensitive skin one
a guy I was with used to use it. Not sure why as it's very unattractive compared with trimming, but whatever floats your boat
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

I've never used it,
just heard horror stories.

you're still probably wrong though.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Of course I am
I'm me afterall
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

I tipex PROBABLY WRONG
over all your posts.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:50, Reply)

I pity your screen

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Give Moohala a gaz....
... I don't know about his experiance down there, but he's really into his shaving, spends a fortune on that sort of thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

You could get a lovely nurse to do it.
I had to have an examination on my balls a few months ago, I prayed all week for a hot nurse. What I got was a massive Nigerian guy whose only words to me were "Meestah Tights, please to hold your penis out of the way."

I hope this does not happen to you.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

You got a hard on didn't you
when you gazed deep into his eyes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Well how else was I going to move it?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

*Australian accent*
Ya' call that a hard on? THIS is a hard on !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

That's not a hard-on, that's you sticking your middle finger through your zip.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Nope, it really has three joints
WINK WINK
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

oh yeah
it's on the nhs, so i've got to remove the hair myself before i turn up

anyone got any brand advice for creams?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Immac is now called Veet.
Get the sensitive skin one and try a small bit on your leg first, then try a little big on your sac to make sure it doesn't burn. If it starts to, wash it off IMMEDIATELY, or you'll have a nasty red burn.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

nicely
i'll be off to boots tomorrow
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Bloody hell.
You're having your tubes tied and they're not even doing you the courtesy of a sac shaving?

THIS IS BROWN'S BRITAIN, PEOPLE!

EDIT: I can't help you, sorry. :(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

hahaha

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Not a cream, but I recommend
Wilkinson Quattro Bikini for women.
Only £4.40 in Boots at present and the trimmy bit is very trimmy when you take the guard off. Works well on delicate undercarriages, no need for the razor bit.
Maybe there's even a man version, I dunno, Wilkinson Quattro Ballsac or something.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I have the lady version and only found out you could take the guard off it a couple of weeks ago
It is indeed very trimmy.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

You should go on Dragon's Den with that, CHCB

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

i just tried to watch the youtube trailer
you know, in case there was any wank fodder (it is about shaving your muff afterall)
and it appears youtube is fucked for me

anyone else having issues with youtube?

edit: also both times the scrotum has been referred to in this thread, the 'k' has been left off 'sack'
what's that about?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

In my case, Typo.
Sorry. :(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I was trying to make it sound exotic.
It rolls off the tongue better that way.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Cor!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

I've always viewed ballsac as balzac, so pretty much the same to me

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Yes,
me too - a little bit of French culture in the crotch area.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

But of course
little bit of misogyny never hurt anyone in the crotch area ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

like the vinegar?
:)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

No the French writery type ;)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Nursie advice
Sorry to disappoint you, but shaving is going to be the easiest and least painful way of getting the hair off.
-Take a warm bath and let your scrotum relax
-while still moist, slather in shave creme
-use a new razor
-gently pull the scrotal skin taut and shave WITH the grain of the hair
-DO NOT use aftershave lotion


Using hair removal creams even for sensitive skin will lead to angry rashes and smarty-hurty-ouchy feelings in the groinal area. The stuff we scrub you with pre-op is pretty caustic. If your skin has already been exposed to chemicals, the further insult will be catalysmic.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)

I have
I had teh Snip about 10 years ago and it's no big deal. The shaving was the best part actually, it was quite a shock to see the old fellas in all their naked glory - they looked enormous! I suggest having a bath, sitting on the edge and using a brush with plenty of shaving soap/cream. In the warm atmosphere the wrinkles just fade away. If you like, you could use scissors for the longer bits first, but I just went for it.

Just think of all that care-free sex you're going to have. Oh yes, after the shave, you could give the whole area a bit of a moisturising, heh heh, just to protect the skin of course.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

I'm now horribly uncomfortable
Sitting with my legs crossed and clenching my buttocks does not help.

I hope you're happy!
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)