Excellent rant to start with
Although, I'd change it to "Why do you have to watch fucking soaps at all?" because they really are pointless drivel.

VC - congrats on the last exam!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ta my lovely.
Don't you mock Soaps - Grey's is awesome and abuse to grey's shall not be tolerated. /hugs.
You feeling okay?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:24, Reply)

All getting better thankyou :)
Grey's isn't a proper soap. Neighbours, Eastenders, Coronation Street - they're all soaps and should be mocked.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:26, Reply)

Neighbours is utter wank of the highest order.
It's AL wank worthy. That's how wank it is. (sorry al.)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:31, Reply)

The lass who plays Libby Kennedy
is wank-worthy, certainly.

But that's not what you meant, is it?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:45, Reply)

Although I agree with you
Not what was meant. What if we got Al to start writing the scripts?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:50, Reply)

I always thought
an alternative, late night version of Neighbours would be good viewing.

There's so much potential for sex and violence which they can't show at tea time!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:54, Reply)

I haven't watched it for fucking ages.
Now I don't know who anyone is!
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:37, Reply)