Whoops...
You didn't take my advice about that girl you like, did you?
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:40, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

He tried
but he fell into her vagina and got lost
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I thought that wasn't happening until Saturday

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Never take advice from the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

This was in the pub, on Tuesday.

( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Oh advice in the pub.
Given during a conversation between two known mentallers.
That's fine then.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

We give the best advice...ever
Me and Kaol should run the country. Of course somebody else would be the public face, we'd just pull the strings in the background.

It'd be great.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

*moves to Spain*

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I fully agree with this.
Apart from the background-bit.
I want an intimidating military uniform.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

All in good time
But it'd be easier to get a meatpuppet voted in to power than trying to seize it.

Embrace, extend and exterminate.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I like it.
I'll run with this.
As long as I get my leather gloves and black uniform with skulls on.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Embrace, extend and exterminate
Have you been spying on me and YM again?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

2/10.
D-

Could do better.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Au contraire
I thought this was good and deserving of a Saturday night squeeze.*
*Part to be decided
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

No.
I'm not jealous.
Not at all.
I hate you all.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

*hopes for a repeat of the ten-person goodbye snog of last time*

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

*shrugs*
Maybe I'll get a nine-person snog from Slipknot. I hear they're nice chaps.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I got in trouble for that!
No need to worry about that anymore though :)
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I'm so great that I can't even remember what the advice was
Things seem to be going pretty well, I have the impression that she's interested in me but she mentioned the other day that she turned a guy that asked her out down because she's got too much going on to be dating right now. I can't tell whether that was supposed to be a hint (and if so what it was supposed to be hinting at).

We'll probably be watching house round mine next week so it'll be interesting to see how that goes I guess.

*sigh*
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE HER VAGINA!
This helpful advice is part of a collection, yours to own for the bargain price of £99. Order now and receive a free picture of me punching Debbie McGee in the ovaries.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)