FAO Women: You're all really annoying
That is all.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:37, 55 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Who's pissed on your chips?
and on you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Whoops...
You didn't take my advice about that girl you like, did you?
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

He tried
but he fell into her vagina and got lost
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I thought that wasn't happening until Saturday

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Never take advice from the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

This was in the pub, on Tuesday.

( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Oh advice in the pub.
Given during a conversation between two known mentallers.
That's fine then.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

We give the best advice...ever
Me and Kaol should run the country. Of course somebody else would be the public face, we'd just pull the strings in the background.

It'd be great.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

*moves to Spain*

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I fully agree with this.
Apart from the background-bit.
I want an intimidating military uniform.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

All in good time
But it'd be easier to get a meatpuppet voted in to power than trying to seize it.

Embrace, extend and exterminate.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I like it.
I'll run with this.
As long as I get my leather gloves and black uniform with skulls on.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Embrace, extend and exterminate
Have you been spying on me and YM again?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

2/10.
D-

Could do better.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Au contraire
I thought this was good and deserving of a Saturday night squeeze.*
*Part to be decided
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

No.
I'm not jealous.
Not at all.
I hate you all.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

*hopes for a repeat of the ten-person goodbye snog of last time*

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

*shrugs*
Maybe I'll get a nine-person snog from Slipknot. I hear they're nice chaps.
( Cawl, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I got in trouble for that!
No need to worry about that anymore though :)
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I'm so great that I can't even remember what the advice was
Things seem to be going pretty well, I have the impression that she's interested in me but she mentioned the other day that she turned a guy that asked her out down because she's got too much going on to be dating right now. I can't tell whether that was supposed to be a hint (and if so what it was supposed to be hinting at).

We'll probably be watching house round mine next week so it'll be interesting to see how that goes I guess.

*sigh*
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE HER VAGINA!
This helpful advice is part of a collection, yours to own for the bargain price of £99. Order now and receive a free picture of me punching Debbie McGee in the ovaries.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I second this motion.
EDIT:
ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US WHY THEN?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

It's because sometimes they try to talk about football
And fail!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I often fail when talking about football
because all my male friends seem to be too geeky/poofy/crap to appreciate the beauty of the game.
Plus I hate all the analysis/media shit. I just like watching football.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Maybe they just want you to be quiet?
So they can enjoy the game without comments about legs and the like.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Nice attempt...
but no talking during games. And I banished a housemate from the room for attempting leg-based discussions.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Damn right
Half time is the time for match based discussion!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

*high fives*

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)

My Dad screamed at me once
Because while watching a game I noted that "Geoff Thomas never rediscovered his form that got him into England reckoning for us" ( us being Wolves )

"SAVE IT FOR HALF TIME YOU TIT!"

Quoth he. Then we discussed how I was correct at half time. While drinking coke. As I was only a nipper.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

I am much cheered by this post.

( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

As indeed am I.
we've made an impression on this young man.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Absolutely!
And I wasn't even trying!
*prepares to actually try*
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)

No need now
Just sit back and relax. Our work here is done
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

You two are pure evil
But I love you for it.

You're still annoying though
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

I am evil and annoying?
This is the best day of my life.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Not as irritating as you slankyflange
but we don't even try
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I read that as slinkyflange
That'd be much cooler.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

It's slankyflange or encrustedwormboy
your choice
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Well the later is trufax
So lets go with that.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

if we weren't annoying
we'd be boring
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

they all sound like this to me
www.snotr.com/video/2630

So mildly annoying but you can tune it out if you try.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Is this a clever ploy to bring out the women on /ot, so you can pick your next potential lurvah?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

isn't that what everything is about?
?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Ha
I wish were capable of luring women that easily.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

this is the internet
it's that easy.
They're all hopping in and out of each-other's virtual beds on that internetwebwideworldz.
Some 'kids' told me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I got a special thinggy on b3ta to work out the difference between blokes and chicks.
Bloke's username-links are in blue, women in purple.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!
Nice, Gonz. Nice :)
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:43, Reply)

I just worked that out
it was a 'purple' moment.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:44, Reply)

It's funny coz it's true

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Except it's the other way round
for us purples, I mean blues, oh. GAH!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Men: You are really annoying.
Meant to meet up with one today, cancelled at the last minute. I was looking forward to it :(
Ah well, I'll see him soon, I guess.
I need to get out more.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Well for god's sake don't get out more with V.
He's a bloody lunatic.
( thealternativefact, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Oh honey, I only like teh gheys.
Which means, I think, V is safe.

Oh, and I'm used to nutters- the most sane of my ex-boyfriends is an artist, who lives in a converted pigsty, makes Molotov cocktails for fun and for his A2 made a grecian urn depicting the banking collapse.

And bloody lunacy is great :D Coupled with good dress sense, humour, being Russian... *sigh*
Sorry, what? Oh you're talking about a different V.
/makes no sense
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

How rude!
But true
I'm not boring though...right?

:edit: I could do with being more Russian, it is undeniable.
( Captain V, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

bilingual boys are brilliant.
Especially my one.

Though I really should stop talking like I have ownership of him. He's not mine, and never will be, because he has taste. At least he still talks to me; it takes a certain type of person to keep talking to someone it's obvious has a massive crush on you - even more so when they're a rapist/mad.

I'm going to stop talking to myself. And I have no idea if you're boring or not, but you generalise about women. I don't - all men are idiots. :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)