Line breaks; check
Claims of sexual prowess; check
Length joke; check

textbook, just textbook.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:59, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

You want a what?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

INTERNET LIES

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

FACT.

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Nope
This is all 100% true
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I'd like you to admit that sleeping with someone you had "deep feelings" for
then arranging to go away for the weekend with her then cancelling it all in a couple of weeks and going off with someone else makes you a dick.
Even if you have no regrets.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I agree
It does make me a complete and utter dick.

I have no regrets for the relationship, not for letting the other girl down, that is something I still feel guilty about.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

oh, well ok then,
...I was expecting more of a comeback there.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Sorry
Erm...Piss off?

Sorry, I'm not very good at this.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

things change
we've all done it.
Maybe she went off the idea after that day too. Maybe it was just a nice isolated thing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

The poor fellow
Opens his heart to us b3tans. Only for you to stab him with your despicable /talk crap banter. Shame on you.

Shaaaammmmmmeeeeeeeeeee
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Lets be honest
This is kind of what you expect from OT now.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)