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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Amusing spam emailMy interest has been piqued by a '60 second visa application' spam I've just received.
Me: Can I have a credit card
Visa: No
Me: Oh go on, please
Visa: No
Me: But I have no money and I need it
Visa: No
Me: I'll send you a vectored photo of myself
Visa: ...well ok then, but you have to promise to repay all of the money...confirmed
Me: Mwa hahahahahaha
*click*
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 12:56,
14 replies,
latest was 16 years ago)
No, just a conversation in my head if I'd contacted them(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:13,
Reply)
Maybe you should mentionthat it's a vector image of you in your underwear.
Instant credit rating hike.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:45,
Reply)
Some people might like to get a train to work,
Or drive in in a beamer or a merc.
Some guys like to travel in a bus,
But I can’t be bothered with the fuss.
Today I gotta take my bike,
‘Cos once again the tube’s on strike
The greedy bastards want extra pay,
for sitting on their arse all day,
even though they’re on 30k.
So I’m standing here in the pouring rain,
WHERE THE FUCK’S MY FUCKING TRAIN?
London Underground, London Underground,
They’re all lazy fucking useless cunts.
London Underground, London Underground,
They’re all greedy cunts, I wanna shoot them all,
With a rifle…
All they say is ‘Please mind the doors’
And they learn that on the 2-day course.
This job could be done by a four-year-old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get,
Burger King and piss and sweat.
You roast to death from the boiling heat,
The tourists treading on your feet,
And nail bombs on every seat,
So don’t tell me, to mind the gap,
I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!
London Underground, London Underground,
They’re all lazy fucking useless cunts,
London Underground, London Underground,
They’re all greedy cunts, I wanna shoot them all,
With a rifle…
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when
WE’RE ALL LATE FOR WORK AGAIN!
London Underground, London Underground,
They’re all wankers! W-w-wankers!
London Underground, London Underground,
Take your Oyster Card, and shove it up your arsehole.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)
thankyou for including line breaks to make it easier for me to read.(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)
Some people might like to get a train to work,
Or drive in in a beamer or a merc.
Some guys like to travel in a bus,
But I can’t be bothered with the fuss.
Today I gotta take my bike,
‘Cos once again the tube’s on strike
The greedy bastards want extra pay,
for sitting on their arse all day,
even though they’re on 30k.
So I’m standing here in the pouring rain,
WHERE THE FUCK’S MY FUCKING TRAIN?
London Underground, London Underground,
They’re all lazy fucking useless cunts.
London Underground, London Underground,
They’re all greedy cunts, I wanna shoot them all,
With a rifle…
All they say is ‘Please mind the doors’
And they learn that on the 2-day course.
This job could be done by a four-year-old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get,
Burger King and piss and sweat.
You roast to death from the boiling heat,
The tourists treading on your feet,
And nail bombs on every seat,
So don’t tell me, to mind the gap,
I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!
London Underground, London Underground,
They’re all lazy fucking useless cunts,
London Underground, London Underground,
They’re all greedy cunts, I wanna shoot them all,
With a rifle…
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when
WE’RE ALL LATE FOR WORK AGAIN!
London Underground, London Underground,
They’re all wankers! W-w-wankers!
London Underground, London Underground,
Take your Oyster Card, and shove it up your arsehole.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)
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