You all need an elecution class

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

elocution?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

that's the one

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

How about
electrocution?

Don't know if it helps with speech at all, but the results can be quite entertaining...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 14:15, Reply)

you dumped us here,
you can't correct our language and speech now - after 200 years.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)

no, but we can be smug and superiour.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

superior
*smugs*

it's a shame I'm having to do that, because you make a good point

we aren't to blame for what the colonies have done to our beautiful language. you all committed that butchery yourselves.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

And yet you and I and so many others,
rarely bother to use proper grammar, punctuation and spelling on this site.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I endeavour to use proper grammer
not ending a sentance with a preposition and such.

in the informal context however, I think that punctuation isn't really necessary.
there's no excuse for bad spelling, least of all in this day and age
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

mmm...irony
sentance?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

I was talking about jail time obviously
:-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)