I'm going to visit the bum specialist today
to find out why I've been shitting blood the last few weeks.

What fun things are you lot doing today?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:47, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

LOL SHIT
you're so edgy and cool,
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

That sounds nice.
I'm moving my boss's partner's shit from her house to his. Oh yes, PA/SLAVE. I live for cleaning out her wardrobes and packing her 20 yr old son's DIRTY BOXERS away for her.

Good luck with the finger up the bum.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

My boss tries to get me to do his personal stuff,
if it involves driving up to LA or getting out of the office for a few hours, I do it. If it means going over to his house to yell at his cleaner, I refuse.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

What do you call a cartoon proctologist?
A Pokeymon.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I'm going up to Waterloo to meet fabulous b3tans in a bit.
I do hope she doesn't bully me because of my natural accent.

The tube-strike has really made things harder for me, but at least the Northern Line is working, so it's a short cab ride away.

Tell the proctoligst to give your colon a tickle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

It's a shame he's
probably never seen the movie "Wish You Were Here" 'cos all I can think about is the line "up yer bum, up yer bum!"
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Not that
hope it all goes alright though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I still can't believe you can get someone to stick their finger up your bum on the NHS.
Amazing.
( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:05, Reply)

It's the only reason I pay taxes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Not NHS, BGB
It's over here in Merkinland.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Reminds me of the joke I once heard:
Q: for a chap, why does the doctor grab your testicles and ask you to cough?

A: shits n giggles, mainly.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Good luck
Think of England!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)